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About Me

I might be the coolest person you know.....WATCH THE VIDEOS! They are OUTstanding..........I rock, I think that's all you need to know. Yep. It is. No really, I am awesome. And I do cool stuff. I love whiskey. And my dog is a killer attack dog. I'm still afraid of Freddy Kruger. That is probably unhealthy. Also, I really enjoy killing spiders. Especially if they are within 50 feet of me. I try to read a lot, but sometimes that gets away from me. I enjoy long walks on the beach and romantic dinners. SIKE. I enjoy partying on the beach and eating at the nearest McTaco In The Box. But I do like the beach. It's rad. I have 7, count 'em 7 tattoos. But I'm still too pussy to get pierced. Except for that one time I pierced my own nipple. That was rad. My best friend says I ask "Why?" at inappropriate times.Also, my nickname is 7eleven, cause I'm alllllwayyys open. I can't live without my cell phone. I like people, kinda....Shoes

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My Interests

Hmmm, interests....crack? Girls, girls, girls, being a P.I.M.P. Reading, chain-smoking, sleeping, hanging out with cool people, being in the cool kids club, shopping for things I don't need, cooking, eating. Also, being hard f-ing core.

I'd like to meet:

You, and your mom, is she hot? Cause I'd do her. Also, people that don't suck and effectively rock like myself. If you are a band, in a band, or whatever, I will not add you, or even look at your page. Yeah, I'm a bitch like that, deal with it. Also If you sent me a friend request, and no message, I probably won't add you. Deal.

Music:

My Chemical Romance, Bright Eyes, Floater, Coldplay, Nirvana, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Bad Religion, AFI, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Goldfinger, Rise Against, Marilyn Manson, Echo and The Bunnymen, LCD Soundsystem, The Gossip, Bikini Kill, Sleater-Kinney, Hole, Local H, Veruca Salt, Cowboy Junkies, Foo Fighters, Outkast, alot of stuff, I listen to pretty much everything, unless it sucks, like country.

Movies:

Jesus is Magic, Gia, Pleasantville, Demolition Man, The Devils Advocate, Saw 1 and 2, Happiness, anything with Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, The Wedding Singer, Spaceballs, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Napoleon Dynamite " Why don't you go eat a decroded peice of crap!"...more that I can't remember right now.

Television:

Anything on the Food Network besides Emeril, The L Word ( I know what you're thinking, but I like it), Top Chef, Jeopardy, The Real World, Reno 911, Family Guy, Grounded for Life, Gilmore Girls, Will and Grace....

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, She's Come Undone, To A God Unknown, Dry, anything by Augusten Burroughs,John Steinbeck, Hunter S. Thompson, or Chuck Palahniuk. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test,Veronika Decides To Die, hmmm there's a lot more, I read a lot.

Heroes:

Jack Black also myself, because I rock sooooooo much.

My Blog

Boredom at its finest

..TR> Basic Information about Me Name on Birth Certificate: Misty Dawn Britton Date of Birth: 03/25/1983 Location of Birth: Portland, Oregon Father's Name: Jerry Mother's Name: Alicia Hometown:...
Posted by Misty Britches on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:00:00 PST

I think Bucky and I are best friends

Seriously.
Posted by Misty Britches on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

Things that piss me the eff off....

So I been really pissed off lately. Here's a short list.... En-fucking-joy. 1. People who talk in French accents when they are not French. It's not the accent, it's that you are an american and sound ...
Posted by Misty Britches on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

I was bored, so I filled out this stupid survey. Enjoy...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MistyBirthday:3-25-1983Birthplace:Portland, OregonCurrent Location:Milwaukie, Oregon Eye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:5'6 on a good dayRight Handed or Left...
Posted by Misty Britches on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

The road is no longer safe....

I got my licence back today. It only costed me 390.75. Kill me now. But at least I'm not super paranoid when I drive now. Whatever.
Posted by Misty Britches on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

Do it, seriously.

You need to read "Veronika Decides To Die". It's one of the effing best books ever. Especially if you've ever undervalued your life. Also, those overvaluers, read some Bukoski. He rocks my sock ...
Posted by Misty Britches on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

The Internet

The internet has just lost my interest. Today is a sad day.
Posted by Misty Britches on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

And I don't even do drugs anymore....

I just had the creepiest dream ever. It started with me try to get done with work early. I was busting my ass. So I get done and it's Tiffany's birthday, and she says she has to ask me a question. She...
Posted by Misty Britches on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:32:00 PST

Sobe Says...

"Do the lizards have large talons?" Heck yes.
Posted by Misty Britches on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST

Diversion is over.

I'm off diversion. Send gifts.
Posted by Misty Britches on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:40:00 PST