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About Me

Well, I'm a Navy boy. Been in for just about 3 years and i'm trying to make the most out of it. They pay me small amounts of money to be a computer geek for civilians that get payed large amounts of money. Other than that I try to have as much fun as I can and laugh at everything thats funny. As of now im working on becoming a certified dumbass. err.. i mean professional in Computer Networking so I can get out of the Navy and be one of the big payed civilians I mentioned earlier.

My Interests

Working out, Video Games, Shopping for crap you want but you can't afford, Listening to music, Playing around with my boy Bruce's turntables and pretending im DJ Clue, Playing my roomys guitar like im Slash even though I suck, Perfecting my salsa to make the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

I'd like to meet:

Really i'm open to meeting anyone. People who are down to earth, enjoy having conversations and like to laugh are the type of people im looking for. Im a multi-sided person meaning I love to joke around and be funny, talk smack and make fun of, be serious and helpfull, and even show my teddy bear side. If you wanna know about the teddy bear side I guess you have to ask to find out ;)

Music:

Damn near anything, Eminem, D12, Linkin Park, Metallica, Audio Slave, Jay-Z, Cold, Default, Dr.Dre, Jagged Edge, Tyrese, Sublime, Weezer, Obie Trice, 50 Cent, 3 Doors Down, Fuel, Green Lantern, Dj Clue, Big Punisher, Tupac, the list goes on and on.

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribean, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm St. series, Old School, Swingers, Austin Powers series, Labyrinth, Bad Boys I & 2, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Nightmare Before Christmas, basically I love movies lol.. the lost goes on and on..

Television:

Tech TV, G4, TLC, Discovery, Comedy Central, Southpark, Simpsons.. Dont get to watch TV like I used too so this is kinda slim...

Books:

Michael Crichton anything, mostly magazines, I don't dedicate as much time to recreational reading as I should. Oh yeah, plus the plethora or computer related books im studying to get my certifications right now.

My Blog

Civilian friends vs Military friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkMILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caughtCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsMILITARY FRIENDS: Call you...
Posted by ryan on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST

OMG ROFLCOPTER!! This poor kid! Read this and save him!

I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, ...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cool Poem I came across (Navy oriented hehe)

Author Unknown Twas the night before Christmas and far cross the sea, a boat full of sailors stand watching silently, away from the world in the sea all alone, Tonight we are saddened thinki...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Definition of a Sailor.. READ THIS!

I jacked this from someone elses profile. I found it rather fitting for some of us ;) To all my peoples at home and abroad,.. You know what the fuck im talkin about haha.<-- (typical sailor here) ...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 reasons to date a paintballer:

1. we arent afraid to get down and dirty 2. we know how to listen to directions 3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel 4. we can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired. 5. we always wear ...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ok.. Good update.. or, README if ur a computer dork.

OK. So I guess i'll take a minute to bring all my homies overseas and yall who actually read this stuff up to date.. Actually.. There isnt much to tell.. So ill break it down like this... Hallow...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good news.. or not

Great times to be had by all.. Damn thumb appears to only be10% mobile according to the doc.. Stupid road to recovery and its 10 mph speed limit.. So yeah.. theyre debating surgury again a...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What do you think of me??

fill this out if you want...or if your bored... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickn...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Triumph style lol

A good Insult Comic Dog friend of mine once told me. Life is good. It couldn't get any better..... F O R M E T O P O O P O N ! ! ! !
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post OP report..

Word up homos, or, rather.. homies.. Between percocets and sleep I decided to add a little more info for my peoples.. I'm in a new cast till Oct 5th. Hopefully then i'll get the pins out and all will...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST