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John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Im taking out the history of me on tour since it doesnt currently apply. In the meantime, call me to fix your lock!As for me and what I do....well here goes! I like to add periods after typed statements to make them look pensive. I love Airsoft and The Transformers. I will allow everybody who reads this 1 Transformers joke at my expense, and after that, its personl. when I say Transformers fan, i mean, the original, 1984-1986 cartoon and movie, not TF:Armada, or any of the new BS. Old School all the way! Im a comic book geek, and dork out to Star Trek, Stargate and Star Wars. I like stars. Im outdoorsy and indoorsy. I like to hike, and camp and stay in and sleep and do DVDs. I love my Kittens, Turbo and Cruise. I call them the "Kids." Im not a queer cause I like cats, Im just a cat person. That doesnt mean I'm not a dog person too, I've just never owned 1. I love to cook, but I love to eat more. Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Italian, Mexican, Ethiopian, Swahili, Tex-Mex, Scat, Brazilian, BBQ, Seafood, Lebanese, Iranian, Arabic food, Boogers, and sooooo much more! Im not a big sweet eater, but will do 3 Musketeers, and Reeses.In my book, the only time of the year that matters is August to early Feburary. Thats Football season. I am, and will always be a Redskins fan. By the adoptive principal, and the fact, that all my friends are fans, Im also a Ravens fan.Im a huge Music fan. Hip Hop isnt music. Music is guitars, drums, bass, power chords and solos, crashes and kick drums. Rock is life.Im not sure what else to write in here, so thats all for now.

My Interests

Music. Transformers. Airsoft. BIG Airsoft guy. GI Joe. Macross/Robotech. Voltron. Thundercats. Collecting Toys. Japanese Anime. Computer and Console Video Games. Star Wars, Star Trek and Stargate. Redskins football. Action and War movies. Being on Tour. Camping, Shooting, and all kinds of outdoor stuff. Cooking. Grilling. Sushi. History, Military mainly. Useless information. I fucking love useless information. Oh yea, and fucking with people for the sake of fucking with them. I also like catching people who fuck with my myspace profile.

I'd like to meet:

A real life, walking, talking human girl that wants to date a Rock n Roll Locksmithing Airsoft-playing, Band-stuff-doing, Sci-Fi Channel-Wacthing guy... Oh yea, and she needs to be hot! and some substance would be nice too...wow I'm an asshole! hah

Music:

*****I HATE RAP AND HIP HOP!!!! IF YOUR A RAPPER OR A HIP HOPPER, DONT REQUEST ME, I WILL BLOCK YOU AND REPORT YOU FOR SPAMING***** IF YOU ARE AN INDPENDENT BAND, DONT EMAIL ME ASK FOR A REQUEST CAUSE I LIKE A BAND YOU SOUND LIKE. ITS A CHAIN EMAIL THAT YOU SEND WHEN YOU USE BATTER-ADDER, SEND ME AN EMAIL AND TALK TO ME LIKE A REAL HUMAN BEING******PLEASE DO NO EMAIL ME AND ASK ME TO GET YOU INTO A SHOW**Wacth this video. Its SR-71 featuring Mitch Allan as well as Mike and Pat from Cinder Road. Its my favorite cover of all time, as well as an amazing take on the classic Peter Gabriel song and a very very cool video. As for the actual bands I like, here goes. (the 1st 12 or so are my favorites, after that, theres no order)Cinder Road, SR-71, Plunge, The Police, Welbilt, Aerosmith Rome In A Day, Eleven:54, Spinal Tap, Motley Crue, Butch Walker, Marvelous 3, Kelly Clarkson, Genesis, Foo Fighters, Led Zepplin, Autovein, Foo Fighters, American Hi-Fi, Less Than Jake, Poisen, Cheep Trick, Damone, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Queen, New Found Glory, The Ramones, The Offspring, Green Day, Cindi Lauper, Elton John, The Living End, John Williams, John Phillip Sousa, Cass Dillon (Somthing to Live For), Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Guns N Roses, Def Leopard, Bon Jovi, The Outfield, 80's Progressive rock, The Clash, U2, Bowling For Soup, Victory Twin, Johnny Cash, Maroon 5, Forty Acres, Buck Cherry, Day Of Fire, Stroke 9, Weezer, Bif Naked, Letters To Cleo and Kay Hanley, Daughtry, 3 Doors Down, Old Rolling Stones, Muse, MxPx, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Live, Dexter Freebish, Kill Hannah, Linkin Park, Juke Kartel, Billy Idol, Marty Casey and Lovehammers, AC/DC, Alice In Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Jimmy Eat World, Oleander, The All American Rejects, 30 Seconds To Mars, Avenged Sevenfold, The Ataris, Better Than Ezra, The Black Crowes, Bush, Camp Freddy, Child's Play, The Cult, The Darkness, Dire Straits, Duran Duran, The Eagles, Clapton, Eve 6, Face to Face, Fall Out Boy, Filter, Fastball, Fuel, The Go-Go's, Goo Goo Dolls, Guster, Honor Among Thieves, Hoobastank, Incubus, Hendrix, Jimmies's Chicken Shack, Kix, Kiss, Journey, Tonic, K's Choice, Matchbox 20, 3rd Eye Blind, Lit, Local H, Nickleback, Oasis, Nirvana, The Panic Channel, Genesis, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Queens of the Stone Age, Pushmonkey, Radiohead, Rancid, The Rasmus, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Save Ferris, Silverchair, Soul Asylum, Sponge, Steve Miller Band, Sugercult, Sum 41, Sweet, Swicthfoot, They Might Be Giants, The Toadies, Unwritten Law, The Underwater, Sucidal Tendencies, Van Halen, Vertical Horizon, Warrent, Wheatus, Wolfmother.Thats just a partial list from browsing my Ipod

Movies:

Transformers: The Movie (1986),Transformers (2007 Live Action), The Kingdom, Black Hawk Down, Tears of the Sun, Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate, Lord of the Rings, X men 1,2 and 3, The Rock, Armageddon, Bad Boys 1 and 2, Bond Movies, Spider-man (1-3), Boys of the South End, Batman Begins, All the Die Hards, The Island, The 1st 2 Alien Movies, All the Austin Powers

Television:

24, Transformers, Star Trek, Stargate, The Military Channel, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel. Jeporody, SNL, Conan, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons,

Books:

Black Hawk Down, In The Company of Heros, Band Of Brothers. The entire Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit series. Im not a big reader, I do however read a lot of comic books.

Heroes:

The Money Tree(many of my friends know her as mom), Optimus Prime (sure he is a fictional robot character, but when your a kid and your dad isnt around, Prime has some damn good qualities to admire) My Dad, but only for beating a personal demon he had, not cause he is my dad. Jamie, cause they told him when he was 18 the Lukiema was gonna kil him in 6 months, and damned if he didnt survive and trive. My Grandmother. 2 Delta Force operators Randy Shughart, and Gary Gordon (go read about them in Black Hawk Down). The brave men and women of the US Armed Forces. The Passengers of Flight 93, and everybody fighting terror around the world.

My Blog

Less Than Jake and Goldfinger at Rams Head

Anybody wanna go? Its gonna be Ska-tastic im sure!its $25 (damn Ramshead) and its June 23rd
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:06:00 PST

I took my tour history off my profile. most of you already read it, i just wanted to keep it.

Ok, so lets see....Well Im 28, Im a roadie or "Band-Aid," if you will, for the band Cinder Road. If you cant figure out from my name on here, Im the, "Merch" guy and therefor I sell the bands merchand...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

I took my tour history off my profile. most of you already read it, i just wanted to keep it.

Ok, so lets see....Well Im 28, Im a roadie or "Band-Aid," if you will, for the band Cinder Road. If you cant figure out from my name on here, Im the, "Merch" guy and therefor I sell the bands merchand...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

Why I dont comment back, or reply curtly to emails

Im out on tour and have VERY LITTLE TIME. This doesnt mean I dont care, just that Im super busy.Sorry everybody, I will get to you at some point.
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

Cinder Road's SuperHuman In Stores NOW!!!! Go get get!!!!

Hey Everyone,The day that we have been waiting for has finally arrived. SuperHuman hits stores today!! They are also being showcased on the Front Page of iTunes under the new release section right nex...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Merch needs all his friends to read this blog NOW!!!!!

So as most all of you, I work for a band, Cinder Road. Were out on tour with Daughtry, who is the band fronted by the bald rocker dude from American Idol, and THEY ARE KICKING ASS!!!!!!But me and the ...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:25:00 PST

Merch needs all his friends to read this blog NOW!!!!!

So as most all of you, I work for a band, Cinder Road. Were out on tour with Daughtry, who is the band fronted by the bald rocker dude from American Idol, and THEY ARE KICKING ASS!!!!!!But me and the ...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:26:00 PST

Something to finally beleave in

Oasis tought us never to put your life in the hands of a rock and roll band.Well any of you that know me, know I work for bands and love rock music.I work for a band thats named Plunge (soon to be cha...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST

Plunge Xmas Show Food Drive, hosted by the Plunge Street Team

The Plunge Street Team is hosting a Food Drive at Plunge's Annual Xmas Show on Saturday the 23rd. We are asking that everyone brings a non-perishable item to donate when attending the show. The hidde...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:58:00 PST

Plunge Christmas Show 2006!!!!!

Its time again for the annual Plunge Christmas Show at the Recher Theatre Dec. 23rd. There is a great line-up of bands this year. The event will feature: Plunge, Of Broken, Bad Apples and HARD. Doors ...
Posted by John is NOT for sale, so dont waste your money! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST