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Kim Ashworth

http://wearkimout.com/ I wanna see my shirts on your body!!

About Me

Stand Up Comedian / Clothing Designer http://wearkimout.com/
http://www.famesource.com/profile.aspx?u=KimAshworth79What can i really say about myself to make sure i sell me to you enough to make you wanna take time out of your life to know more about me? Not too sure how to do that so now that i have your attention this far, here goes.........Well, I am a stand-up comedian, i've done comedy for about 8 years, I have my own clothing line called "WEAR KIM OUT" where you can find slogan t-shirts and hats with some of my punchlines, and things in general that make me laugh, along with more items to come! So definitly check it out http://wearkimout.com/I'm from Warner Robins,Georgia! I'm a perfectionist, I have OCD, I Love Animals, Children, Long walks on the beach and red snow cones. I have 4 animals (2 dogs,2cats) Most people know my chiuhauha "Kameron" He's my lil bad ass that you'll see in the pictures as a defult of mine every now and then, he also shows up in my youtube skits.Oh Yea!, I have myself on youtube, www.youtube.com/kimashworth .....um.....since i cant really think of what else y'all wanna know, i guess anything else i can enquire y'all with just send me a lil love note and i'll get back to ya!:D

My Interests

I Like to teach kids about drug awareness......
more at mycodesplace.com

I'd like to meet:

Ellen Degeneres * She is the reason I became a comedian, There are no words to describe the amount of respect I have for her, and how much I love her comedy and her as a person * I'd like to meet her to say Thank you for being the inspiration to my career choice and making me stick with it through the good and bad times"DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!, SUFI FOR LIFE BABY!!!, This man is a comic legand in his own right, and he makes comedy look easy!, I adore this man, it is such a dream of mine to work with him one day!!!:DJohn Cusack "Oh my goodness I love this man!, I cant say enough great things about him!, he is so great at what he does and is such an amazingly talented actor, and I would love to mee him!!!, I also would jump at the chance to get to work with him!, I have the biggest crush on him!, he is so Hott!!!, I love every one of his movies, I dont think he can make a bad movie...mabey i'm just biased, but I dont care, I love John Cusack!"Jason Mraz " I Love MR.AZ!!! Jason is what every girl look's for, He's Hott, Talented, and seems like an all around great guy!, I would love to meet him!!!!:D:DRobin Williams * Another person who I cannot give a good enough description of how much his talents have impacted me either, but also someone I'd like to say Thank you too for inspireing me*Whoopi Goldberg *Same reasons as the above, she is also an inspiration to me, and I have so much respect for her, and would love to again get to meet her to say " Thank you for being an inspration to me*Stephen Lynch * Words cant give a great enough review of this man!, He is so funny, talented, and plus he's so damn Hott the devil wants to sue him!" He's the best!, I'd love to open for him one day!!!!*Michael Ian Black *So Funny, and talented!*Hal Sparks * who doesent love this guy!*..LOL He rocks!Jeremy Pivens *Another guy that i totally love, and want to meet and work with!, he's so funny and great, i love when him and john cusack are in a movie together, that makes it a definite hit it my book!*Jack Black * Too funny for words!, I love him, and his movies, i would love to work with him too!:DWow, there are just To many to mention, All are so great and have added to why I do what I do! :)

Music:


more at mycodesplace.comJASON MRAZ!! & JOSH GROBAN!! Nuff Said!....If you dont know who They Are, Then you are missing out! they are the Bizzom fo shizzle! Take my word! No matter what type of music you like..you Will love them...and if your a guy, you will totally be like "Yo! that dude is off the chain!"...LOL,,seriously they are just that great!:DI Also LOVE LOVE LOVE Motley Crue & Metallica!!!, Gotta Have My Metal Moments!....which are often..Everyone loves to just Rock out sometimes;)!!I Also Love Panic At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Gym Class Heros,Eminem, Linkin Park, Judis Preist, Kiss, Bon Jovi, Sabastion Bach, some classical, and so many more........But As Far as naming any other specific groups and people I really cant go into individuals, I have an eclectic sence so if I like something it doesn't matter who sings it or what type, if it's good then i'll get it:), Plus i like too many to name and i dont wanna be here all day giving shout out's to every CD i have..lol. Basically i just love music in general!

Movies:

I'm really not a Huge movie fan, but some that I love are..and these are NOT all of them, just a few, Runaway Jury, Americas Sweethearts, Midnight in the garden of good and evil, Identity, Say Anything, definitly ANYTHING with JOHN CUSACK in it!!I own over 30 of his movies already and i'm on the hunt for more!!!:D:D:DI Also LOVE ANYTHING FUNNY!!!!! If It makes me laugh then I'm watching it!, Also Scary..Not the " Make me go see a therepist the next day, and jump 6 feet from my bed to get into my bed scary* But scary enough to make me go ...AAAAAAAA..*catches breath* whew! that was scary!..LOL
Which John Cusack Are You?

Television:

ANYTHING WITH DANE COOK!!!!!! Ellen's show of course!, Deal or No Deal ( Howie Mandel Rocks! ), ER, Dr. 90210 ( I Love Dr.Rey!), Most Haunted *so fake but so entertaining, Ghost Hunters (TAPS)*now that shit is real!*, Family Guy *STEWIE OR BUST!*, Trauma Life in the ER, "I just like Anything Medical or paranormal"..I'm freaky like that;) and of course Soap Opera's ( Passions, Days of our lives, Young and the restless )....cant help it, i need my daily fix of other peoples made up lives. Other than that I'm not big into tv.

Books:

To Kill A Mocking Bird is definitly my all time fav, But there are more, I just chose this as my fav:) but another really really good book is called "The Lovley bones" if you havent read it, you definitly should!!!, it's a book you dont want to put down and are sad when you realize you finished it, so you want to read it again cause it's that good!:D

Heroes:

Besides my Family, and Friends, I would say definitly my fans! Without them, I wouldnt have my dream career!, and Also I give a Standing Ovation that will never end to them and those who have continued to inspire me to do comedy, cause in my eyes these are my hero's for giving me the guts to keep going for my dream.... As far as celebrities's go, I'd want to meet!!!....Ellen Degeneres, John Cusack, Robin williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Stephen Lynch, Michael Ian Black, Hal Sparks, and The singer Josh Groban (met Josh, he's so sweet and humble, and fun!..Just a great guy!)... but all of them are amazing people, all are wonderful in thier own way, and all have made a difference in my life!But again, Most of all I have to say My Fans are what keep me motivated! Every show I do, I dedicate to them!:D

My Blog

BRAND NEW "WEAR KIM OUT" LINE IS NOW OUT!!!

WHAT IT BE MYSPACERS!!!!!! THE WINTER HOODIE AND BEANIE ARE NOW OUT ALONG WITH MY HAND TOWELS!!! GO TO www.wearkimout.com AND CHECK THEM OUT!!!!! CLICK THE LINK THAT ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW THE SHIRTS AND...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:48:00 PST

NEW ENGLAND OR NEW YORK??? WHO ARE YOU GOING FOR???

WHAT IT BE MYSPACERS!!!! TODAY IS SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!!!!!! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW I AM A HUGE FOOTBALL FAN!! AND THIS IS MY DAY TO BE LIKE A GUY ON EVERY OTHER FOOTBALL DAY!!!! I'M HITTING...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:42:00 PST

The Wishing Well

It's Funny How you wish for things and dont really put much thought into the wish actually coming true.  You take for granted wishes that do come true and call them "coincedences". I cant tell yo...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:50:00 PST

Random Thoughts.....

Welcome to my brain and thoughts that go through it! Here are a few of the things that i think about for no apparent reason......... 1) When dogs lick themselves to they think pornographic thoughts? 2...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:08:00 PST

PICTURES ARE NOW AVAILABLE TO VIEW FOR THE "WEAR KIM OUT" CLOTHING LINE!!! MORE ITEMS TO COME!

WHAT'S UP MYSPACERS!!!!! AS MANY OF Y'ALL KNOW I HAVE RECENTLY LAUNCHED MY OWN CLOTHING LINE "WEAR KIM OUT" AND AM SELLING MY OWN AUTHENTIC SLOGAN T-SHIRTS AND HATS!!! YOU CAN FIND MY LINE AVAILABLE O...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:47:00 PST

SLOGAN HATS NOW AVAILABLE!!!

HEY MYSPACERS! I HAVE NOW ADDED HATS TO THE SLOGAN LINE, THE FIRST ONE AVAILABLE NOW IS "100% Chemically Imbalanced!" HATS ARE $12.95 +$7.95 S&H COLORS AVAILABLE ARE COLUMBIAN BLUE (BABY BLUISH) ...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:52:00 PST

I HAVE OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED MY OWN CLOTHING LINE!!! COME BUY MY T-SHIRTS!!!

http://wearkimout.com/  THERE SHE IS MYSPACE!!! I HAVE OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED MY OWN CLOTHING LINE "WEAR KIM OUT"!!! COME CHECK IT OUT AND CELEBRATE WITH ME BY BUYING MY T-SHIRTS!! BE THE FIRST TO O...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:02:00 PST

NEED SOME IDEAS FOR A TATTOO!!!!!! COME SUBMIT YOUR THOUGHTS!!!

HEY MYSPACERS! THIS IS A BLOG FOR ANYONE THAT IS A FAN OF TATTOO'S AND SUPPORTS THAT ART, IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF BODY ART, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND, I WILL NOT POST NEGITIVE RESPONCES! OK WITH THAT SAID...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:43:00 PST

I'M GONNA TRY AND QUIT SMOKING!!!!!!!!

Hey Myspacers! Well it's true, today is May 12th 2007 and I have decided that i want to quit smoking.  I have been smoking since i was 13 ( i do not reccomened you do what I did, and if you dont ...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:23:00 PST

NEW VIDEOS!!!

Hey Myspacers! I have uploaded a couple more videos to my youtube!!! Check them out!, and dont forget to subscribe!! www.youtube.com/kimashworth  Thank y'all so much for your support!!..Enjoy!! ...
Posted by Kim Ashworth on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:38:00 PST