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About Me

My name is Mona. I'm a Crack Whore. You got a problem with that? I gotta eat, don't I? And keep myself well stocked with "Ensure", that delicious protein drink. So Fuck you! I'll fuck you. You wanna date baby? You want some company? How much you got, baby? I'll keep you company. That's right, Baby. Relax. Come to Mama...Lemme just slip out of these "Depends"...they're a little bit soggy.

My Interests

Whore-ing myself out for crack.
Bingo. Canasta.
Keeping my Cooter Clean!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone (Male or Female) who'll wanna pay for a date. Businessmen, High Rollers, Lepers. Circus Freaks. Amputees. Homeless People. Condeleeza Rice. I don't care...
Oh! My friend Baba made a movie! It's hot....
Here's a home movie I made when I taught My Sweet Baby Girl things about being a woman...
MOTTO: Keep your Cooter Clean, Kiddies!

Music:

Loud acid metal rock to drown out the voices in my head. Or anything by Celine Dion.
Oh, I love this music video. The lyrics really mean so much...

Here's a popular ditty from another tired old whore...

Movies:

Pretty Woman. ( She was such a pretty whore ) / Best Little Whorehouse in Texas / The Sound of Music

Television:

HBO series: Cathouse

Books:

I usually use the pages for toilet paper.

Heroes:

Heide Fleiss (A groundbreaker) The Mayflower Madam (A Classy Broad) Katie Couric (A regular, and a good tipper!)

My Blog

You have right to know

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