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Ratatouille Strychnine

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned

About Me

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice. Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow. Talk to me nice, talk to me nice. You've got to wine and dine me.Don't try to fool me bejewel me. Either amuse me or lose me. I'm getting hungry, peel me a grapePop me a cork, french me a fry Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons Chill me some wine, keep standing by Just entertain me, champagne me Show me you love me, kid glove me Best way to cheer me, cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

My Interests

Stroking my Ebony (it's not what you think it is), Being an ultimate couch potato, read, eating cereals 24/7. Being blown away by over-the-top Drag perfomances. Love Queer individuals. Cleaning the toilet,sanitising, Obsessing about my zit plantation and long overdued baby fats, And of course, the love of my life, money. It's never enough. Bearing Michael Jackson's children appears to be on my goals list.

I'd like to meet:

Men who adorn thick make up. Gorgeous men, might I add. Gorgeous women with thick makeup are always welcomed with open arms too. Key word: gorgeous. If this word does not describe you whatsoever, and self appraisal is NOT accepted, you can make a U turn to which ever way u were from. And I get the prerogative to decide whether you are the drag queen I have been waiting for. Because insignificance is uninvited. Alternatively, you could sell your soul to Lucifer.

Music:

Anything jazz, nu jazz, acid jazz, latin jazz, basement jazz, Freyja, Michael Buble, Diana Krall, Frank Sinatra, Norah Jones, Ella Fitzgerald, also Alanis Morisette, Bjork. Bossa Nova, Blues, Cuban Music. And not forgetting the Legendary, Inimitable Michael Jackson

Movies:

Dancer in the Dark (B'cos Bjork is simply and extraordinarily enchanting), Chicago, Mary Poppins... I can't get enough of musicals that are 3-hour long, or more!! And what the hell, I even enjoy bloody longwinded and annoyingly superficial Bollywood movies!

Books:

Hotel World by Ali Smith is haunting. Go read it.