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Handsome Johnson

It's a dirty site, but somebody's gotta do it

About Me

My name isn't of course Hardcore Johnson, even though I am known to have enjoyed some hadcore on occation. No, my real name is Mattias witch meens Gift from God, so now you might understand why I went with Hardcore Johnson instead of Christian rock Hanson. My real name's defamed enough. So what about me then..? I master the microphone in a political incorrect pornopunkrock n' roll trio The Handsome Devils, and with master i meen pretty much suck big time. But we are a jolly bunch of fuckers, you have to give s that much. My plan is to post some music as soon as we have something worth forbidding your kids from listening to.

My Interests

I enjoy dropping acid and kick back with a jigsaw puzzle, unless it's the weekends. Then I call for some shemale take away and a Hepatitus B shot.

I'd like to meet:

Alexa Milano. That's actually the only reason I signed up for this community.. which makes me sound like quite the stalker now, doesn't it? Well, we all gotta face that restraining order some day.

Music:

If it ain't The Handsome Devils it ain't worth shit.

Movies:

Die Hard and Das Boot.

Television:

You have to blow a shitload of truckdrivers to afford a Tv. I think I'll just stick to my radio and the voices in my head for now.

Books:

Reading is for retards. Don't you know we got movies now? Welcome into the 21th century Hägar.

Heroes:

Heroes are for zeros. They'll always find a way to ruin the fun for you. Let's say you get your hands on a fearsome doomsday device and try to earn some quick cash, do you really think he'll let you? Hell no, He'll be all like "Yo dude! Stop hating and start participating", and I'm so fuckin' sick of it!

My Blog

The declaration of independent rock.

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Posted by Handsome Johnson on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST