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Frank

Come to daddy

About Me

Well I am your dear Uncle Frank (aka Wazza). I've done around 4000 women including Mother Julia. A shitload of drugs, etc etc. One day I met the guy called Kircher who sold me a box. I opened it up and got torn apart by some chains. I was all messed up. Basically my spine with my eye attached rotted inside the wall of this old shack until Brother spilt some blood on the floor. He's a real ass clown. When the phone rang he said 'What the hell is that?'. I had to put him down. I couldn't suffer a man like that to live. What I did was unspeakable...unspeakable. Then the bitch set me up and I got torn apart yet again. I'll let you in on a little secret...Jesus Wept. So now I'm back in hell with no skin but luckily they have the net now so it's alright everyone...Frank's here. Come to daddy.

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My Interests

Skinning corpses, Plucking hooks from my flesh, Putting my face back together on a regular basis, Drugs, Sex (Especially when I take it from the cenobites), Slicing rats, Enduring pain...because thats what makes the pleasure so sweet.

I'd like to meet:

Well I've met most people who are dead and reside in hell. I guess thats just about everyone.

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Music:

'Hellraiser' by Motorhead and that cool song that the box plays before your nerve endings are exposed.

Movies:

Hellraiser,Hellbound: Hellraiser 2,Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth,Hellraiser: Bloodline,Hellraiser: Inferno,Hellraiser: Hellseeker,Hellraiser: Deader,Hellraiser: Hellworld

Television:

Although we get the net there's no TV in hell, unless your unfortunate enough to get put in 'The Room' where you are subjected to constant viewings of crap American shite such as, The OC, any of those crap forensic shows, American Idol, Survivor, Dawson's Creek, One Tree Hill, etc etc. Personally I'd rather have my testicles removed with acid.

Books:

'The Hellbound Heart' by Clive Barker

Heroes:

Some guy, who after molesting a tree frog set about your mama with a butter knife, fermenting her brain juice into cordial that we all drank at the annual fete. Man I love having no liver, you have to heal me.

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Posted by Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST