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MyGen Profile Generator I'm Elise. I think of myself as a pretty open minded person..and i can't stand those who aren't. I'm a perfectionist. Slightly old-fashioned. I'm VERY indecisive, and easily distracted. I get irritated pretty easily and it won't take long for you to realise if i don't like you, although I've been told more than once that I'm difficult to read. I take great comfort in the smaller pleasures in life. I spend many nights on my verandah destroying my lungs, staring at the stars, and trying to comprehend life. I love abnormality and dislike normality. Spontaneity rates very highly on my list. I can be a very quiet person and am more comfortable sitting by myself than in a big group, unless given copious amounts of liquor. I'm a pretty cultural person..i love going to art galleries, museums, plays and ballets and just walking around cities. I also love live music, but i hate people who attend concerts and just sit there when they should be dancing/singing like a maniac. Travelling is awesome. I've been to Bali, New Zealand and New Caledonia and i'm hoping to travel alot in the future. Music is meaningless when not played LOUD. I'm much more compassionate towards animals than humans, with good reason. I've spent 14 years of my life performing and miss it alot. I have anxiety issues. I hate not getting enough time to myself..but too much can be dangerous. I have a crazy sense of humour and if you don't appreciate humour then you can burn in hell. Life is something that should be laughed at. People should not take it too seriously. However, lack of intelligent conversation is driving me insane. I don't really get along with simple minds. They bore, frustrate, and turn me homicidal. I'm an uncoordinated bitch who has difficulty spooning coffee into a cup without spilling it. My room looks as if it's been broken into and trashed thirty times over, but at least it's comfortable. I crave nachos whenever I'm drunk. I probably drink far too much. I hate people who whinge and people who pretend to be something they aren't..they don't realise how obvious it is to everyone else. I have difficulty opening up to people, although I probably trust people far too much. I hate people that change who they are to impress me..it's fucking stupid. I very much dislike excessively selfish people. The world has too many of them already. People who think they know everything should be shot..everyone has something to learn. Bad spelling shits me. I prefer dreaming over living. I'm always broke. I think the English language is slowly dying. In describing me, cynical is probably an understatement. I hate the word goodbye. If you're name is Black Uncle Giffen..you're my best friend. ....
Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

My Interests

Alcohol, music, black humour, theatre, art, crime, history, reading, watching films, sleeping, walking, caffeine, biting, scratching, painkillers, sex, pain, metal, philosophy, rain, human behaviour, complications, facades, insanity, chaos, destruction, incense, smoke, imagination, dreaming, rainforests, the ocean, darkness, the city, aimless activities, sleep-deprivation, psychology, blood, gore, fantasy, zombies, clowns, mermaids, birds, criminology, decent food, culture, travelling, new experiences, sharp objects, talons, absurdity, poetry, memory, war, the future, humanity’s decay, addiction, rebellion, dancing, habits, different perspectives on the world, intelligent peoples, laughing at politics, making out, dressing up, spirituality, making cocktails, medication, writing, poetry, thick shakes, power, animals, weather’s impact on people, paying attention to detail, life, death, the afterlife, human relationships, photography, physically hurting people, fast car escapades, terrible action & horror films, escaping reality, the darker side of humanity, strange theories, midgets, whipped cream, revenge, the colour red and all it represents, over-consumption of hard-liquor, chickens, cracking my spine, massages, scents, waterbeds, midnight swims in the ocean, lakes, fire, toasted marshmallows, disappointing you, adrenaline rushes, circuses, rides, religion, candles, cigarettes, spontaneity, releasing anxiety, headspins, rock n’ roll, unusual fashions, meaningful quotes, knives, chilly air, instrumental music, mosh pits, naked whores, comfort, bleeding gums, facial expression, charcoal, hopelessness, mythology, fate, balloons, bubbles, tea, spiciness, fishnets, piercings, tats, dreads, inky pens, evil.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Charles Manson, Slash, Daniel Gildenlow, Axl Rose, Dylan Moran, Brian Molko, Duff McKagan, T.S. Eliot, Brody Dalle, Michael J. Fox, Huxley, Scott Weiland, Kristoffer Gildenlow, Wes Craven, Kurt Cobain, Matthew Bellamy, John Lennon, Adolf Hitler, Thomas Harris, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Robert Smith, Brandon Lee, Courtney Love, Salvador Dali, Billy Corgan, James Labrie, John Petrucci, Peter Jackson, Beckett, Tracey Emin, Edvard Munch, Odilon Redon, Edgar Allan Poe, Quentin Tarantino, Uma Thurman, Rasputin, and anyone remotely fucked up.NOTE TO THOSE WISHING TO ADD ME: Please, if you're some kind of sleaze or manwhore, don't even bother messaging me. I really don't care if you're 16, into "cars and chicks", and think I'm hot. I'd rather fuck a camel than talk to you. If you genuinely would like to add me as a friend, message me first and tell me why. There are way too many dickheads on my list who never talk to me at all. And bands...I will only add you if you are either a local band, or a fucking spectacular international one. And trust me, most of you suck. So piss off.

Music:

Guns N' Roses, Muse, Placebo, Pain of Salvation, The Cure, Korn, System of a Down, Dream Theater, A Perfect Circle, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Opeth, AFI, H.I.M, My Chemical Romance, Iron Maiden, Dream Evil, Greenday, Type O Negative, Hole, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, The Distillers, Avenged Sevenfold, Nine Inch Nails, The Goo Goo Dolls, Slipknot, Theatres des Vampires, Crowded House, Pink Floyd, Disturbed, Neil Finn, Transatlantic, Tool, The Offspring, Dragonforce, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rammstein, The Dresden Dolls, Bon Jovi, Arcturus, Soundgarden, The Whitlams, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper, Matchbox Twenty, Bush, Stonesour, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mushroomhead, The Sex Pistols, Coheed and Cambria, ACDC, Wednesday 13, The Darkness, White Zombie, Garbage, Redemption, Katatonia, Magic Dirt, Murderdolls, Dark Tranquility, Mastodon, The White Stripes, The Smashing Pumpkins, Refused, Alice in Chains, Mudvayne, The Killers, Nightwish, Rage Against the Machine, Jim Croce, Il Nino, Sevendust, Antiskeptic, Incubus, Silverchair, Wolfmother, Leave's Eyes, Orbit Service, Gin Blossoms, Foo Fighters, Everclear, Nirvana, Lenny Kravitz, Pearl Jam, Alkaline Trio, Massive Attack, Metallica, Transplants, Crossfade, Jerk, Fuel, As I Lay Dying, Machine Head, Megadeth, Faith No More, Powerman 5000, Alanis Morissette, The Cars, Regurgitator, Box Car Racer, Live, Lacuna Coil, Rob Zombie, Dimmu Borgir, Hatebreed, Iced Earth, The Beatles, Spastic Ink, John Lennon, Bloodbath, Michael Jackson, Eagle Eye Cherry, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, Dire Straits, Weird Al Yankovich, Sum41, Children of Bodom, Nightwish, Radiohead, Spiderbait, David Bowie, Slash’s Snakepit, Chimaira, Sunk Loto, Meshuggah, Arch Enemy, Mr. Bungle, Gojira, Spineshank, Simon and Garfunkel, Crash Test Dummies, Emiliana Torrini, Ephel Duath, Porcupine Tree, Bloodbath, Slayer, Sikth, Wolfsheim, Within Temptation

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, BASEketball, The Crow, American Psycho, The Manson Family, Cruel Intentions, 21 Grams, The Amityville Horror, Labyrinth, American History X, Psycho, Bad Taste, Citizen Toxie, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Sin City, Schindler's List, the Naked Gun films, Scream, Wolf Creek, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Donnie Darko, Back to the Future, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, The Butterfly Effect, Freddy vs. Jason, The Devil's Advocate, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Hostel, Sleepy Hollow, Roadtrip, Carrie, The Craft, Romeo and Juliet, Interview With a Vampire, Moulin Rouge, Catch 22, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Queen of the Damned, Freddy Got Fingered, Die Hard, The Terminator, Happy Gilmore, From Dusk Till Dawn, Dracula, Blade, The Little Mermaid, Fern Gully, Stigmata, The Exorcist, The Crucible, Corpse Bride, The Lord of the Rings movies, The Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, IT, The Shining, The Ring, Child's Play, The Neverending Story, Slither, Bad Boy Bubby, The House of Sand and Fog, The Hills Have Eyes, The Devil's Rejects, Billy Madison, Demons, Little Nicky, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Nightmare on Elm St (most), Battle Royale, Cannibal Holocaust (i recommend this if you enjoy being disturbed), True Romance, Heavenly Creatures, Lost in Translation, Pan's Labyrinth, Romper Stomper, Se7en, 300, Hot Fuzz, Mystic River, Young Guns, The Black Dahlia, The Prestige, Zodiac, Headspace, The Lost Boys.

Television:

Black Books, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Southpark and the occasional documentary. In my opinion, T.V is mostly mind pollution, and thus I rarely ever watch it. Even the news is full of shit.

Books:

Bram Stoker’s Dracula, American Psycho- Christan Bale, The Long Hard Road out of Hell-Marilyn Manson, Brave New World- Aldous Huxley, T.S. Eliot Collected Poems 1909-1935, Losing You and Secret Smile- Nicci French, Kurt Cobain-Christopher Sandford, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow-Washington Irving, Lifeless, Sleepyhead, and Lazy Bones-Mark Billingham, Past Mortem- Ben Elton, Snapshot-Gary Disher, The Body Farm-Patricia Cornwell, Disordered Minds- Minette Walters, Animal Farm- George Orwell, Funhouse- Diane Hoh, Killing for Pleasure- Debi Marshall, The Encyclopaedia of Australian Murders, Women in Crime- Xavier Waterkeyn, Angela’s Ashes- Frank McCourt, Looking for Alibrandi and Saving Francesca- Melina Marchetta, Anna’s Story- Bronwyn Donaghy, Dead Point- Peter Temple, No Turning Back- Joanne Lees, The Night Stalker- Philip Carlo.

Heroes:

Freddy Krueger, Patrick Bateman and Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

My Blog

-Elisology-

MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?A. A Thousand Island. Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?A. I hate fast food. Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?A. Sit-down re...
Posted by 35173 on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

Idiots of Myspace

I've decided that it's time to start sharing with you some of the highly intelligent and secretly appealing messages people have been sending me over Myspace. I'll no doubt update this whenever I rece...
Posted by 35173 on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:47:00 PST

Blow torch!

Ok, well. Nick has recently acquired his very own blow torch somehow. There was one at work which was no longer wanted (or some jazz) so Nick scored it. Tonight, I was sitting in my room doing my ass...
Posted by 35173 on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:22:00 PST

Killin' time.

EIGHT Lasts1. Last cigarette: Sunday.2. Last beverage: Water.3. Last phone call: Nick.4. Last text message: It was from Amy. Asking me if I wanted to drink goon with her.5. Last song played:  The...
Posted by 35173 on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:05:00 PST

Jerst blogging.

Mmk. Some simple points/thoughts. -I go completely crazy when I'm drunk in this unit. If you'd like further explanation simply ask me.-Whoever created my exam timetable must die. I have a psychology e...
Posted by 35173 on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:04:00 PST

Ha.

"A being of higher faculties requires more to make him happy, is capable probably of more acute suffering, and certainly accessible to it at more points, than one of an inferior type; but in spite of ...
Posted by 35173 on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:26:00 PST

An Evening Stroll

Sensation overwhelms me   A late awakening To a dim, warm enclosure Another day gone But not wasted   Distant scenes from the morning's nightmare Flash for an instant Then crawl back to s...
Posted by 35173 on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

Long Survey

1 THE BASICS 2 NameElise3 GenderFemale4 Age185 Screen NameElise. I was feeling creative.6 BirthdayDecember 26. And no, I do NOT get more presents simply because my birthday is on Boxing Day. In fact, ...
Posted by 35173 on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:08:00 PST

When Will Elise Die?

I've gone a little crazy with doing Blogthings, purely to keep my mind focused on something before I buy a machete and murder everyone. Anyway, this surprised me. I was expecting to get age 30 or some...
Posted by 35173 on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

Soul Type

You Are a Retrospective Soul..http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/ retrospective-soul.jpg" height="100" width="100">The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.Sometimes you even hav...
Posted by 35173 on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:52:00 PST