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Trashbag Monkies

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Member Since: 12/12/2006
Band Website: blogadorn.com/graphics/humor/humor00008
Band Members: Whiskey Dick: Vocals and Guitar, Wrench Dick: Percussion and Organ, Free Dick: Bass Guitar, Burger Dick: Lead Guitar and Trumpet, Monster Dick: Backup Vocals and Synth
Influences: The Devil, Flock of Seagulls, Hot girls, Kenny Loggins
Sounds Like: The best band in the world so suck it you wannabe rockers.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Realism, not pessimism

  I don't know about anyone else, but I think all of us here in the band feel this way.  You see douche bags everywhere that get all the shit they could ever want served to them on a silver ...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:37:00 PST

I’m shocked...

  I think most of you probably feel the same way.  I know I do.  It's obvious that we are all thinking of the biggest single piece of news to be birthed from last week.  Some guy s...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

Open for suggesions...

It seems that the proverbial cat it out of the bag. Our current tour is rapping up shortly, and none of us are too thrilled about going back to Hackensack. It's not a bad city, but it's just too close...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

Corporate endorsements

I'm bored, so here's stuff. Basically, we don't have any endorsements.  Unfortunately, and also fortunately,we don't really use gear made by major manufacturers, or manufacturers still in busines...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

Behind the (lack of) Music

  Well, the guys keep on bugging me to put more songs on the myspace site, but, due to legal reasons, that just can't happen right now.  We don't officially own the rights to most of their c...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Cum on

In Atlanta saturday night we went out drinkin because our show sucked. Our set was pretty good but nobody fucking showed up. Well anyways Wrench and Sream met these two girls. They seemed to be pretty...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:59:00 PST

Cursed Forever

Well on a recent trip down to North Carolina we hit a little snag.Wrench and I  were playing bullshit in the back of our shitty rv/tourbus when we all went crashing to the passenger side. It turn...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:53:00 PST

New jam space, coming soon

Aint gonna be making no jelly in the new studio(jelly don't make no noise). We should be moving into the building in early February, hopefuly.  But we are going to have to do some renovating...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Hey fans dont worry

Hey kids, I know we havnt been in the states for a while but we are cummin your way soon. We had to take a little break because Free Dick fucked hi finger up in a bass fishing tournament in Warsaugh b...
Posted by Trashbag Monkies on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:31:00 PST