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About Me

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You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
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My Interests

Interesting things grab my interest

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

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Movies:

no thanks
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Television:

El Samuel
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Books:

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Heroes:

my dog, she can talk, i still can'tTake the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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Your Birthdate: April 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.
Your strength: Your inner peace
Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds
Your power color: Emerald
Your power symbol: Leaf
Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean? xxx
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

My Blog

My weekend?

12-22-06 Me, Rob, Nuke, & Lok all went up to Detroit for the big balla xmas party. We got a rental car and knowing that if it was totalled we only owed them $1000, I was very tempted to do some da...
Posted by El Samuel on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

This guy is an artist

A German Poop Patent Proposal .. Großansicht des Bildes mit der Bildunterschrift: Preventing the production of valuable building materials? Taking the eyes off the ground while walkin...
Posted by El Samuel on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:19:00 PST

Have I used "Quijibo" as a subject yet?

Hey there once again, beautiful. How have you been? I hope you've been horrible and raunchy, 'tis the season you know. I found a dope ass video and actually changed my page a little to add it on so I ...
Posted by El Samuel on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

Oh yes

Hi there. How was your weekend? Mine was alright. Thursday I got 2 hookers on my crew at work. Atleast everyone said they were 20 dolla-holla hookers. Friday they got fired though. Because they were h...
Posted by El Samuel on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST

¡Calaberas de Diablos!

So I was gonna post this blog today about this really nasty shit I took earlier and explain to you how it discredited everything I have ever known to be true, but then I decided, "fuck you". If you're...
Posted by El Samuel on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

Single-serving content

Did you know if you search for "El Samuel" on Google, this is the first page? Awesome, yes I know. So I was searching the intronizzle today for chick-fights and posting them as bulletins for all of yo...
Posted by El Samuel on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:06:00 PST

My eyes are melting out of my face!

I found this stuff on some animal-porn-site: By leaving the camera shutter open and moving a penlight quickly around the scene, the camera captures the points of light as a steady "line". Combining mu...
Posted by El Samuel on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST

Beyond Agony video

Go to beyondagony.com, register for their mailing list, and get the video for "Divulge" for free! Do it. Now.
Posted by El Samuel on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST

Gathering 06

BEFORE: http://www.columbusdispatch.com/news-story.php?story=198558 AFTER: http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/0 7/14/20060714-E3-00.html another news article because i was too d...
Posted by El Samuel on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:34:00 PST

Big ol' pile o' turds

Happy late 4th of July to all you turds. I hope you all blew shit up. I did not, I just got real drunk. On the 3rd me and Slow went to a party with Crabgrass, Andy, and Jenny in beech grove and watche...
Posted by El Samuel on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:10:00 PST