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Dennis

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About Me

I'm everything you love in a person.
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Name: Dennis
Birthday: 12/27/1978
Birthplace: Somerset NJ
Current Location: Tewksbury NJ
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 75% Irish, 25% German (yes, I drink)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Berkinstocks
Your Weakness: Flirts
Your Fears: That you will find out I'm empty on the inside
Your Perfect Pizza: New York
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get that 6 pack I've always wanted
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what does (insert acronym) mean?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "it's a new dawn, it's a new day, and I'm feeling good..."
Your Best Physical Feature: the list goes on and on
Your Bedtime: 11, but sometimes mommy lets me stay up later
Your Most Missed Memory: If I knew what it was it wouldn't be missed
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (I got the shirt to prove it)
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: never been on a group date, but if it leads to group sex......
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: it's been so long since I've had either
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Do you Smoke: I quit almost a year ago (but I sneek in some when I'm drinking)
Do you Swear: Fuck no! You think I'm some fuckin low life piece of shit?
Do you Sing: Everyday!
Do you Shower Daily: 2 or more time a day
Have you Been in Love: 3 times
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, and going back
Do you want to get Married: I'm not going to force the matter, but I think it'll happen
Do you belive in yourself: I do exist, if that's what you mean
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when moving
Do you think you are Attractive: only when breathing
Are you a Health Freak: lately? yeah, kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: better than they get along with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: no, but I love the rusty trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, wow
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: only to avoid work
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: trick question, Oreos come in bags!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, I love Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but I always perform
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah, but don't get excited, I was alone
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I can remember
Ever been Drunk: see photos
Ever been called a Tease: no, I'm real easy
Ever been Beaten up: let's not talk about that
Ever Shoplifted: a brothers got to eat
How do you want to Die: by fire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Colombian drug lord
What country would you most like to Visit: Uranus ;)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: none (not no hair, no preference)
Short or Long Hair: none ("")
Height: above 5', below 6'3"
Weight: 112.5 lbs, NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!
Best Clothing Style: birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: today?
Number of CDs I own: who owns CD's? I pirate my music!!!
Number of Piercings: 0.00
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 143.5 (I'm still on the fence about one thing)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO HAVE SEX WITH ME! /table

My Interests

What every 28 year old man is interested in (yeah I don't know either)

I'd like to meet:

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. A snail can sleep for three years. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. Almonds are a member of the peach family. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. Butterflies taste with their feet. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. In the last 4, 000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in ! his pocket The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. The words 'racecar, ' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). So is "A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA" There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. There are more chickens than people in the world. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance in the USA. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself. ....................Now you know everything!

Music:

Tool, NIN, Alice in Chains, Counting Crows, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Bad Boy Bill, DJ Tiesto, Faith No More, Incubus, Korn, Nirvana, Toadies, Audioslave, APC, David Usher and Moist.....

Movies:

Scarface, Snatch, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Go

Books:

I don't really like fiction, I'd rather watch the movie. I like to read things that teach you stuff. Would I sound too nerdy if I said I like reading text books?

I drew this picture

You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Heroes:


You are Aenema. You are probably quite an angry
child, mad at the world and all the people in
it. Looking at you the wrong way will set you
off. You are typically sad inside though and
just want everything to go away.

What Tool song are you?
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My Blog

Hawaii (with pictures!!)

A couple weeks ago I went to Hawaii, so here is my corresponding blog, complete with pictures.  Sorry if I sound like a tour guide but I read a lot about the island while I was there&.   My ...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:10:00 PST

Conundrum

I'm thinking of taking another job that will pay 17 percent more than I am currently making. The only thing is I currently get paid to fuck off 85 percent of the day. I'm not sure I even remember what...
Posted by Dennis on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:42:00 PST

My day at work

Arrive 8:55 am, 25 min late Read news/check email/drink coffee 8:55-9:45 IM 9:45-11:15 Pretend I'm busy because the boss keeps walking around 11:15-12 Go to mall/get haircut/eat lunch 12-1:15 Ebay 1:1...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:50:00 PST

JODER ESPANOL!!!!

that's right, fuck Spanish!  I've had to take 2 years of this damn language to get a degree I'm not going to use.  And now I'm taking my last class independent study.  The only thing I'...
Posted by Dennis on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:35:00 PST

The trip from ATL/Hell

I should have known early on how this trip would turn out.  A little background first.... My friend Robbie and his girlfriend, Enza, were moving from ATL back to NJ and Rob needed someone wh...
Posted by Dennis on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:49:00 PST