About Me

Its because we have a mouth that we don't listen to our heart

I'm Bwk... I love marshmallows, and hang out at Blood banks and Safe Haven drop sites. I race hover crafts competitively, and hold the first national blue ribbon in "rally craft" racing. When I was fourteen I broke both legs falling 80 feet out of a Hot air balloon piloted by Betrand Piccard and Brian Jones in 1999. They later went on to be the first team to fly around the world (Same year matter a fact). My new years resolution is the same every year; Don't die. Tuesdays are the best day of the week because they hold magical powers. Nine out of eleven doctors agree: Mondays suck. as an interesting side note; Nine out of Eleven doctors are raciest. Four out of eleven doctors refuse work on people of another race, and one out of eleven doctors die of parasitic worms.Also I miss spell words, keeps those Theoretical linguistics fanatics in their place. So what if I use words in the wrong syntax and cant form grammatically correct sentences; the Language acquisitions should take a cue from me. Brian Keefe, Thats who. Also LOST own part of my soul. As much as I'd like it back, I think their putting it to good use, and I can't be too selfish. Don't be confused, I'm not a god or anything ... I still spell my name with lowercase and capitals. more good advice as learned from Jack Donaghy is to "never go with a hippie to a second location." well said... well said..."This Honky Grandma be Trippin'" -Tracey Jordan

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Bundy, Sleezy Martinez (who is Calculon's forth evil identical septuplet)

Music:

Our Lady Peace, Dashboard, Something Corporate, Modest Mouse, Elliott, Postal Service, Taking back Sunday, Motion City Soundtrack, Cat power, The Servant, Mea, Jewel, Yellowcard, ASH, Format, Joy Drop, Matchbox Twenty, Duncan Shiek, Portishead, Bright Eyes, Nelly Furtado, Ben Kweller, Finch, The All American Rejects, Rocket Summer, Rentals, Death Cab for a cutie, Moth, Steve Burns, OK GO, Brandnew, Massive Attack, Lucky boy's confusion, Jamisonparker, Poe, Michelle Branch, Northstar, Elliott Smith, Tegan and Sara, Shout out louds, (this List is out dated)

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream, Nightmare Before Christmas, Eternal Sunshine , Kill Bill VOL 1-2, Magnolia, Shattered Glass, Donnie Darko, 21 Grams, Harry potter 1-2-3, Ghost World, Rollin Kansas, Garden State , Y Tu Mama Tambien, Stir of Echoes, Criminal Lover, Die Mommie Die, Butterfly, The Big one, Naked Gun 1-2 1/2 - 33 1/3, Night Warning, 28 days later, Lost In Translation, Pieces of April, Psycho beach party, The Item, Saved!, United states of leland, What dreams may come, Mars attacks!, Life of David Gale, AI, Gattaca, Tape, Robin Hood: men in tights, Trainspotting, birthday girl, Foxfire, The long kiss goodnight, Titan A.E., Spiderman 2, Sixth sense, (this List is Out Dated)

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Oz, clone high, Curb your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Judgment Day, Home Movies, Simpson's, G4tv.com, fairy odd parents, Dead Like Me ,Roseann, Futurama, X-play, who's the boss, LOST (this List is Out Dated)

Books:

Martyn Pig, Blood Crazy, Tell No one, Darkness, Nailed by the Heart, up, Night of the living Dummy 3. (This list is out dated)

Heroes:

Nathan, Elliott Smith, Shigeru Miyamoto

My Blog

Futurama !!! (halloween)

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Posted by Bwk on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:38:00 PST

worth wild

clever on paper: I still have tips there correct?xXGraceFallenXx: Yepclever on paper: are they worthwild?xXGraceFallenXx: Worth while you mean?clever on paper: nopeclever on paper: I didn't mean thatx...
Posted by Bwk on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:36:00 PST

Keith is no help... in case of emrgncy

clever on paper: I just brushed my teeth then ate a sour patch kid... it taste as if I just poisoned myself.xXGraceFallenXx: you might havexXGraceFallenXx: you should call poison controlcl...
Posted by Bwk on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:11:00 PST

More MSpaints (cartoons)

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Posted by Bwk on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

Me and Barbara Walters are so much alike.

clever on paper: did you know that Barbara Walters use to go by "BW" and some people call me that... Gross, I have the same nick name as Barbara Walters.theSheebaAttack: Barbara Walters is a sweet ang...
Posted by Bwk on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

Meave Sullivan's FAQ

theSheebaAttack: i'm a registered deadly weapon, after alltheSheebaAttack: many fear meclever on paper: this is all ture factsclever on paper: that I would include in the FAQ of Meave Sullivan1) is Ma...
Posted by Bwk on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

Amanda on my sweater.

My sweater was runied by acid and this is what Amanda had to say: This my friend is quite the calamity. I am sorry to hear of such a struggle. When my pet Gecko died I tried looking on t...
Posted by Bwk on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST

me and Jake are so 40s noir

the redlist: never was i supposed to come out from the shell i hide behind clever on paper: suppose you tell me what you're hiding fromthe redlist: suppose i say just about everything and everyone.cle...
Posted by Bwk on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:31:00 PST

have we harmed anyone?

clever on paper: have we harmed anyone?clever on paper: excluding the time you beat the shit out of that man with a baseball bat, gutted him with my pocket knife and we sold his organs on the black ma...
Posted by Bwk on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:14:00 PST

Don't aruge with Janelle...

clever on paper: well nothings been written in stone or anything but give me a call if you'd like tojanelle 2426: what kind of pen do you use to write in stone?clever on paper: a chisslesourousjanelle...
Posted by Bwk on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST