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I'm totally strong... I have a lot of proof.

About Me


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Wassup everyone... my name is BACARDI 151. My friends kept on telling me to join this, so here I am! I'm not really a big computer user, mainly I just like to party! I have no trouble meeting girls, but by the end of the night... they totally don't remember anything!
Just to dispel some rumors about me... on a few vacation party "incidents" things got out of hand, but I'm only banned in those countries. I get a DUI here and there (fucking breathalizer) but I'm totally legal! Also, sometimes I'm flaming... but I'm totally straight! The people who started that rumor... they just can't handle me straight! They tell me that I have to "blend in" or some crap, and if I don't listen... they try to shake things up. Weak!
Also, I get a bad wrap for being so harsh. Don't get me wrong, I've been known to kick all kinds of ass around the club and bar scene: from terrorists in Afganistan to geisha's in Japan. I'll lay you out! You'll be in bed for 3 days! But I also have a sensitive side. Just ask some of my past girlfriends... I guarantee you they'll get choked up. literally. Some people, when they simply think of me, they start to tear involuntarily.
When I hit the clubs I like to chill with my homies "the Jagermeister", Goldschlager the "King of Bling", Gin tha MC, my boy Vodka from Russia, my dawg Mickey (total cheap bastard), and the hot Asian temptress Midori... when we all get together its like awwwww schnapps!!!!!!
But there's always this one fucking bully who likes to call himself "Pineapple Juice" thats totally after me. I mean, he's ALWAYS after me! My friends call him "The Chaser." That jerk.

My Interests

Sex on the Beach, Blowjobs, and of course Flaming Orgasms! I'm all in the mix.

I'd like to meet:


My long lost sister, Everclear. Please help me in my attempt to get her back into the country! Legalize her! I'm sick of having to go down to Tijuana just to spend the weekend.

I'd also like to meet TV and Movie producers. Most people don't know that I'm actually the highest paid Rum actor. My biggest role was in a little movie called "Pirates of the Caribbean" with my homeboy Jack Sparrow. We're boys in real life too. In fact in our first movie, I got burned by that bitch Elizabeth... and Jack was all like "But Why's the Rum Gone!?!" (see "Movie" section to left)

I'm also a writer. Some of my more notable quotes were from that "Sam Jackson Beer" skit on the Dave Chapelle Show (see "Television" section to left):

- It'll get ya drunk!
- You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!
- Haven't you seen my movies? "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!
- How's it taste, motherfucker?
- (and my personal fav) Mmmm-mmm, bitch!

Movies:

My acting debut...

Television:

Some of my writing...