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Eric, a.K.a. ♠FatHead♠

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About Me


Myspace LayoutsYou've been seriously injured at Action Park.You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.You know what a "jug handle" is.You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.You know that the state isn't all farmland.You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.You knew that the last question had to do with driving.You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.You've never pumped your own gas.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.
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My Interests

music, tattoos, motorcycles, cars/trucks, the Days, drinking, hanging out, sleeping, SOO Big, diner at 3am, vegas, GOOD for you - good FOR me, wed night bowling, making people laugh, making an ass out of myself, the gym, bandanas Veritas et Aeuqtias

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"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Movies:

SuperTroopers, American History X, Boondock Saints, Blazing Saddles, Anchorman, Officespace

Television:

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm." -- George Carlin

Heroes:



'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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Posted by Eric, a.K.a. ♠FatHead♠ on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:50:00 PST