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Jordan

Your Local English Wanker!

About Me


Well what can I say, my name is Jordan, I'm an Englishman living in Las Vegas...and yeah I still have the English accent(somewhat)...I'm the guy who's always laughing and having a good time, I pretty much find humor in anything and I like to be around people who are the same...I'm the easy going guy, I can party it up like no other or I can chill and do nothing, I dont always have to be out hittin the town to have fun, theres alot more stuff to do than that...

I am a bartender at a sports bar(Buffalo Wild Wings @ Centennial/Commerce) so if you are looking to have a drink and a laugh then just ask me what shift I'm on and where I'm at and I will respond as soon as I can.

hit me up on here or on MySpace IM name is jordanlv or my Yahoo IM name is JPRushsquad

My Interests

Liverpool FC, New England Patriots, Boston Red Sox, Boston Celtics, New England Revolution. So you may have guessed I'm a sports fanatic... Soccer, Football, Nascar no.8 & no.20...

I'd like to meet:

If you're anti-drama, we're cool, but if you are down with stirring the Kool-aid like its sunday news, then piss off, I'm not in drama queens at all.

Cool people that are goal orientated, I like motivated women who aren't psycho.

Music:



Linkin Park
Timbaland
Three 6 Mafia
Eminem
Hot Action Cop powered by frazy.com

Movies:



Superbad
Knocked Up
Hot Fuzz
Green Street Hooligans
Wedding Crashers

Anchorman
Old School
Super Troopers
Talladega Nights
The Departed

Saving Private Ryan
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Mean Machine
Grind
Black Hawk Down powered by frazy.com

Television:



24
Heroes
Friday Night Lights
Jericho
The Unit

Rescue Me
Scrubs
Family Guy
Lost
Nip/Tuck powered by frazy.com

Books:



The Hunters
The Hostage
By Order of the President powered by frazy.com

Heroes:

My family and all of my friends I served in the Army with that are out there in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other places the Army has sent them....They are doing so much for everyone in the US, and we don't really seem to appreciate that...

My Blog

Why English sport fans are better than American fans

recorded yesterday 5/13/06 as my beloved Liverpool beat West Ham in the fa cup final, this video is right before the match...watch it and prepare to be shocked as 65,000 fans sing "you'll never walk a...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:43:00 PST

To everyone in the military

Body: The average age of the military man is 19-22 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:07:00 PST

To the Terrorists

"What the fuck do you think you're doing? This is London. We've dealt with your sort before. You don't try and pull this on us. Do you have any idea how many times our city has been attacked?  Wh...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

London, England 7-7-05

All of my family and friends are ok and accounted for so far, some we still cant get in touch with but have heard from others they are fine. This is just bullshit, fuckin Al Qaeda...37 dead so far in...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST