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Dutchie, The Bitter

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

We'll never see them again. I won't even try to run. Because it's kind of pointless. Here comes the sea, the sea of red. It's hard to believe that our end has come. Oh she still erupts. It's hard to believe that something so thick. Is so quick. But it buries us by the hundreds. It's so quiet here. And the heat is my new friend.

My Interests

Anything that can be acquired simply by being a hermit. Correctional Ethics. Zoroastrianism.

I'd like to meet:

The minute god craped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

Dead Guy, Botch, Badmarsh and Shri, Zakir Hussain, The Amino Acids, Zao, Walls of Jericho.

Movies:

Ginger Snaps, Serenity, Event Horizon, Night Watch.

Television:

whatever I happen to download.

Books:

Chuck Palaniuk, Kurt Vonnaget, Micheal Stackpole.

Heroes:

Honest People.

My Blog

School is easy

Either some horrendously dramatic change has occurred in me within the 9 months, or school got incredibly easy. Might be cause I don't have a job, but its not like I study any more than I did last tim...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

g-d.... G-D! What the fuck!

I just don't get it. Why do we have to be so god damn PC that we cant even spell god, G! O! D! ! everytime i do a search, it comes up with entries filled with G-d. WHY!
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

I have nothing to say to you....

so, yeah. People I knew from High School find me every now and again. This is because for some reason a year or so back I joined my high schools group page. If I knew how, I would remove my self.Here ...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:47:00 PST

oh Snap

hmmmmmmm....----------------------------------------HAGERSTO WN, Maryland (AP) -- The cremated remains of a convicted murderer must be removed from Arlington National Cemetery under a new federal law.T...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

Do you piss in bottles?

Ok, my friend (who is paranoid and therefore will remain nameless) has a huge hangup about pissing in a bottle, specifically while driving. Whether he is the driver, or the passenger, he cannot concei...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

Nicotine: The Conversation Vice aka The Bubble Bursts?

I think my currrent favorite passtime is pretending to not have a lighter and asking people for a light in parking lots. It is impressive how well asking for a light can break the ice, especially now ...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

Ladies and Gentlemen, We got her.

Yesterday, December 10, 2006, at 11:30 am EST. A pregnant mouse was captured alive by the Coalition of the Willing Tenants. The fact that she was forced to venture out into the open proves that we are...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

state of the union address

The number is now 12 dead 2 captured, but the second didnt survive the extraction from the trap. 5 females and 9 males As I see it i have removed 1 and 1/2 litters from the house in 3 days. I have tak...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

Prisoner of War

So the place where I live is infested with mice. I declared war 2 days ago. 8 dead, 1 captured. His name is Steve McQueen. He eats potato chips. The problem with kill traps is that if you dont get to ...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:42:00 PST

COR 101 and REL 112

Yesterday I signed up for classes at Sinclair. I'm only taking two classes at the moment. I'm retaking Correctional Ethics 101 and I'm taking Western Religion. This is going to be glonus.Also I appare...
Posted by Dutchie, The Bitter on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST