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The Tiny Terror

hating stuff since 1978 and by stuff I mean you...

About Me

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

There's a surprisingly good chance i don't want to be friends with your band...There's an even greater chance that if I don't know you in the real world we won't be friends on here...

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

other like minded simpletons...ie if you've ever glued your hands and feet together for the sheer enjoyment of peeling the glue off, if a night on the town includes your best mexican wrestling mask, if you've ever lost your eyebrows in a drinking accident and or shaved anyones eyebrows off while drinking, and if you've ever puked on a friend just because it was funny...oh yes we can be friends...

Music:

This week I am mostly listening to bands that sound like other better bands.

Movies:

kiss kiss bang bang, sin city,city of god, donnie darko, amelie, city of lost children, garden state, being john malkovich, human nature, day of the dead, evil dead, many other movies involving dead things, poltergiest, human traffic, the royal tennenbaums, the life aquatic, tombstone, just about all 80's movies especially rad, the red violin, citizane kane, vertigo, the princess bride, nightmare before christmas and all things Burton... really i'll watch anything, and i mean anything...this year's hate is focused on thumbsucker...it was so bad it has become a rating system...ie if a movie is unwatchable it is in fact a thumbsucker...

Television:

lost...gilmore girls...the office...my name is earl...and whatever else that can keep my from thinking for as long as possible...

Books:

jeff noon...jonathan lethem...laurel k hamilton...terry goodkind...kurt vonnegot...heinlen...david sedaris...chuck palniuk...i like books...

Heroes:

cru jones...even though he over rotated i still love him...

My Blog

sorry to everyone in the playa del carmen region for what i am about to do...

really sorry about the bathing suit crime i am about to commit in mexico...we as woman should not have to put bathing suits on in winter...and or we should get a ten pound allowance for our winter fat...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

leatherface vomit...

they have finally made a movie that can actually induce vomiting...i am gonna go ahead and just say texas chansaw massacre new beginnings...fucking horrifying...i think i am actually in shock...i may ...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

muffeletta...

favorite new word of the week...muffeletta...best use of word in sentance...i will punch you in the muffeletta...second best use of word in a sentance...my muffeletta needs a trippel framboise...third...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

true tales of spooky cars...

pretty sure my car is haunted by a ghost that drives better than me...lately my mirrors have been magically readjusting...i just chalked it up to weirdness...but yesterday really clinched the who...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST

today is great...

i just remembered my love for reggie and the full effect...and i downloaded all their albums...later i am going to have a horror movie festival...watch texas chainsaw massacre and some friday the 13th...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

i know i am blogilicious today but this one is from last year...

just thought i would again lay down the hate for valentine's day...most of you read this last year...but some of my new peeps havent so enjoy... today's rant is a little something i like to call fuck ...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:51:00 PST

viva la mexico...again...

i just cant say no to a high and tight...especially when it comes equipped with an apple bottom and extreme dork skills...in other news i am heading to mexico for 11 days starting march 2nd...suck it ...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:16:00 PST

i laughed till it hurt...

i always new the moonites would fuck up the world...who knew they only needed to be in lite brite form...and flipping the bird to start a terrorism scare...fucking hilarious... http://www.boston.com/n...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

i have seen the enemy...

i joined a gym...fuck the treadmill...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

tales of ineptitude...

i am now afraid to go to the bank...last week i did the unthinkable...at the drive up i totally dropped the tube under my car...on a friday...with twenty other people waiting to use the same driv...
Posted by The Tiny Terror on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST