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Spud Hater

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables

About Me


* Every American consumes about 126 pounds of potatoes yearly = 1 potato per day. ~ Potatoes are second only to milk as the most consumed food in America.~ ~ Europeans consume twice as many potatoes as Americans per year.~ ~The potato is a relative of tobacco and the tomato.SEE THEY'VE GOT TO BE BAD FOR YOU~ Up until the late 18th century, the French believed that potatoes caused leprosy.SOME THINK THAT IT IS STILL TRUE~ In 1952, Mr. Potato Head was born, and was also the first toy to be advertised on television.~ U.S. potato production in 1998 was 47.5 billion pounds.THATS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THEM~ The potato contains an alkaloid toxin known as solanine which affects the nerves controlling the sexual organs. The solanine poison is particularly prevalent in potatoes too green in color.YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO EAT POTATOES~ This is a quote from the 1st church of potato Myspace page "Though the tuber was productive and hardy, the Spanish put it to very limited use. In the Spanish Colonies potatoes were considered food for the underclasses; when brought to the Old World they would be used primarily to feed hospital inmates." www.myspace.com/1stchurchofpotato ALL HAIL SPAIN!~ ***A few famous vegetable killers*** Volkert Van der Graaf - Vegan Assassin and Murderer.... Pol Pot - a vegan - murdered some 2 million Cambodians in his lifetime..... Charles Manson - Vegan Animal Rights Activist.... Adolf Hitler - Vegetarian Megalomaniac Mass Murderer....Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

My Interests

BBQing, making patties, tanning hides

I'd like to meet:

Ted Nugent, Meat eaters in general,

Music:

Terrible Ted, Meat, Meatloaf, The Reverend Horton Heat's "Eat Steak",

Television:

A hiker became lost in the woods and he spent several days wandering without food or water. Finally, he was able to kill a bald eagle and was cooking the eagle over a campfilre when he was found by forest rangers.They had no choice but to arrest him for harming an endangered spiecies.The hiker's trial came up and he explained to the judge, "Your honor, I was lost without food or water, and spent three days in the forest. I had to kill and eat the eagle." The judge, dismissed all charges due to the extenuating circumstances and extreme situation.As the hiker was leaving the courtroom, the judge asked, "By the way, what did the Bald Eagle taste like?"The hiker replied, "Something like a mix between a Spotted Owl and California Condor -but less greasy than a Whooping Crane."----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, vegans can't change anything.--------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the refrigerator.After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the refrigerator and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again." As the man took the bird out of the refrigerator he wondered what made the difference. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------Q: What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat? A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Seen on bumpers: If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?9 out of 10 cannibals agree--vegetarians taste better!I follow a strict vegan diet. I eat only vegans.Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?How many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad??

Books:

Check out these sites!!!!! http://www.vegetariansareevil.com/ Best Steaks in the USA: http://www.peterluger.com/, http://www.hilltopsteakhouse.com/, http://www.patskingofsteaks.com/, http://www.cattlemanssteakhouse.com/, http://www.megunyc.com/, http://www.buckhornexchange.com/ http://www.i-mockery.com/meatatarian/virtues.htm ( How to win an argument with a plant eater)

Heroes:

If you eat potatoes you'll end up like this retard!

My Blog

There is new pictures....

New pictures up. Comments welcome.   Thanx   Spud Hater
Posted by Spud Hater on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:44:00 PST

Meat it is what matters! Meat the facts

"The meat industry employes more workers than aerospace, oil and gas, consumer electronics, internet start-ups, and retired Catskills comedians combined." That sounds like WINNER to me! Why don't we g...
Posted by Spud Hater on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST