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Micah

Let's go bowling!

About Me



I have two careers at the moment...I sell wholesale goods to internet retailers in the daytime and by night I run a sweatshop in China. That's right, hundreds of 12-year-old Chinese boys and girls are manufacturing cheap junk for me as we speak, working 14 hour days in tight quarters for less than minimum wage, so that I can turn around and sell it to clueless Americans for three times what it's worth. Before you tree huggers start bitching, I'm just kidding...they are 11-years-old. Hooray for capitalism!

My Interests

Golf, bowling, air hockey, foosball (I'm the best goalie this side of the rio grande), movies, SCUBA diving, traveling, poker, video games,swimming, sitting on a porch while drinking a beer

I'd like to meet:

If you could read the last paragraph without wanting to kick me in the balls, you at least have a sense of humor. If your idea of an awesome Saturday includes sitting on the porch on a sunny afternoon listening to Jimmy Buffet and drinkin some beers, then you are my type of person.

As if monkeys weren't funny enough.

They released hundreds of thousands of super bouncy balls on the streets of San Francisco for this commercial. No special effects.

A Rube Goldberg device made out of an entire car.

OK so this one isn't real, but still awesome.

Music:

Radio?? Who needs a radio?!? .... MOCK....yah....ING....yah...BIRD...yah.... When I'm not entertaining myself I listen to Classic Rock, Deep House, Jazz, some Rap, anything that gets the feet or the heart moving. Hell, I don't even hate country.

Movies:

Only the classics: Office Space, Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Swingers, The Big Lebowski

Television:

I'm a Lost fanatic. Also love Entourage, Family Guy, The Office (British and American versions), Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, SNL, 24 and Arrested Development (R.I.P)

Books:

My favorite authors Salinger, Tolkien, Chrichton, Dr. Seuss, Jerry Seinfeld, and Myself...although I've never written a book, but if I did I would probably like it.

Heroes:

Turkey, Provolone, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles, Onions, Green Peppers, Olives, Lite Mayo, Brown Mustard, Oil and Vinegar.

My Blog

Rose Bowl Party

If you didn't get tickets to the Rose Bowl, come watch it at my place.  The evite is at www.evite.com/[email protected]/rosebowl Enjoy. Micah...
Posted by Micah on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:30:00 PST