b e t t

You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
NOT ENTIRELY TRUE - The Survey
Name: Bett
Birthday: December 23
Birthplace: Brothel
Current Location: computer desk
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: it was brown
Height: of my hair. Weird question...but I would say hmmmm .01258mm
Right Handed or Left Handed: if one gets tired, I use the other hand
Your Heritage: Scottish, Russian....I AM CANADIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers
Your Weakness: trying to get my whites really white
Your Fears: being rushed to the hospital and not wearing clean underwear
Your Perfect Pizza: would be shared by the perfect woman
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting furniture
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wish my coffee maker had a timer
Your Best Physical Feature: Rambo....he was amazing in that movie.
Your Bedtime: god, you sound like my mother.
Your Most Missed Memory: I remember when I was younger, I had a timer on my coffee maker
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: diet MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: would going to the movies by yourself be classified as single date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton cup a soup
Chocolate or Vanilla: hmmmm....vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee please....wow you know how to treat a guest
Do you Smoke: ummm...nope
Do you Swear: ok, I smoke sometimes. Hardly though. I swear. Sheesh
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: only when i feel like singing
Have you Been in Love: only in the shower
Do you want to go to College: not again.
Do you want to get Married: awe, you're sweet, but I barely know you.
Do you belive in yourself: what does BELIVE mean?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i watch porn
Do you think you are Attractive: I think the more important question is do YOU think I'm attractive?
Are you a Health Freak: by health freak do you mean eating lots of junk food? If you do then YES I AM!
Do you get along with your Parents: they live in the country, so yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only in the winter
Do you play an Instrument: only in the shower.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope, I chugged it.
In the past month have you Smoked: you asked me this already. Is this a trick questions? I smoke sometimes! I SWEAR...asshole
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I wouldn't say ON drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: single or group?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: that's where I take my dates.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I just eat the cookies. Never thought of the box. What does that taste like?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: whats her last name?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Elvis Presley said it best "life is a stage and we all play a part" Thank you! Thank you very much
In the past month have you been Dumped: Depends on what I ate. Sometimes I go 3 or 4 times a day.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's January here. What month is it where you are?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal hearts man, I just steal hearts.
Ever been Drunk: that's when I do the best stealing of hearts
Ever been called a Tease: only in the shower
Ever been Beaten up: well thats personal....OH you said UP
Ever Shoplifted: ok, ok you got me. I shoplift hearts. I don't steal them
How do you want to Die: YOU WANT TO KILL ME!?!? Is this because I Won't marry you?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sooooo, you don't want to kill me? I'm confused
What country would you most like to Visit: the country where my parents live.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't really care about the color, they just need to have eyes
Favourite Hair Color: where exactly?
Short or Long Hair: well maintained, OR I think they call it KOJAK.
Height: hmmm...about this high
Weight: hmmm...about that much
Best Clothing Style: folded neatly
Number of Drugs I have taken: no idea, but by these questions you're asking me, I'd have to say that you are on lots
Number of CDs I own: No clue. You never ask me over
Number of Piercings: ok, I don't know who you are or what you're trying to get at, but I don't play that way.
Number of Tattoos: Does this still have to do with the fact that I won't marry you? This is getting creepy.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm not your fucking shrink! Quit acting like I know you!