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Mistfit

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Wouldn't it be cool if life were more like a musical? Imagine we are walking across the street on our way to work, and mid sentence the orchestra kicks in and suddenly you're singing, and everyone around us somehow knew the words? The dudes on the corner start walking behind us and snap their fingers to the rhythm. The people in their cars at the red light all get out and start dancing in the street...The ladies selling the bacon-wrapped hot dogs on the corner sing harmony, and dance around thier carts...The constuction workers all start using their tools like instuments...some guy in a suit passes by right in front of me doing the worm(this goes on for a few minutes of course) Then..the big crescendo...people are flying through the air, the streets are packed with people singing and smiling...the fire hydrant bursts and water shoots up 20 miles high...and we all end the song in one perfectly pitched exhausted heap right at the office door....and then silence....a cell phone rings...and everyone goes about thier business like nothing ever happened. That would be awesome. I'd wear frilly bloomers under my skirts everyday.

My Interests

I am interested in useless random facts- and ONLY useless random facts. Did you know aphids are born pregnant? and bell peppers are considered berries?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Tori Amos...but what would I say? Ok, seriously though- Frodo Baggins, Jabba the Hut, Dr. Frankenfurter, and Alton Brown. In that order.

Music:

Gwar and Yanni

Movies:

Anything starring the Olsen twins. The only thing that could possibly make them hotter would be if they were conjoined twins. (I applaud myself for being PC, and not writing siamese twins)

Television:

I don't have cable, but I have a very large TV that I rarely turn on. It makes a great stand for vases and birthday cards.

Books:

If there's no "bodice ripping" than I don't want anything to do with it.

Heroes:

People who make millions off of really lame inventions. Like the microwavable bacon rack, or that robotic vacuum ball that will eventually clean the entire floor 49 hours and 12 batteries later....Those people deserve props fo sho.

My Blog

My Bartender, My Therapist

An oldish blog I just decided to finish on a whim-Los Angeles is a menagerie of stereotypes and clichés. The cute waiter at that trendy Weho eatery is always an aspiring actor. The trust fund baby has...
Posted by Mistfit on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST

My First (and probably last) Heavy Metal Video

I'm kind of a big deal.  I have many leather bound books...and I'm in a heavy metal video. http://phobicfilms.com/lorange/meltdown_v9.mov If I look like a dork, it's because I'm acting!...
Posted by Mistfit on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:50:00 PST

Confessions of a Serial Monogamist

         A few months ago my friend accused me of being a Serial Monogamist.  I think it sounds like a good premise for a Law &Order/CSI type show. Attractive, charming undercover officers can track d...
Posted by Mistfit on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

Feline or Human, boys are nothing but trouble.

Once upon a time I shared a love nest. Days weeks and months were spent filling this love nest with (besides love..duh) all sorts of knick-knacks, tchotchskes, and unnecessary accoutrements. But Alas!...
Posted by Mistfit on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST