A carrot,an egg and a cup of coffee |
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. S...
Posted by Pantokrator on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST |
The Laws of Life |
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, ...
Posted by Pantokrator on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:58:00 PST |
IRS audit |
The IRS decides to audit Boudreaux, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Boudreaux shows up with his attorney. The IRS had demanded $23,000 in taxes from Boud...
Posted by Pantokrator on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST |
Politics Explained... |
Whether Democrat or Republican or Independent or nothing, I think you’ll get a kick out of this!A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ’What is Politics?’...
Posted by Pantokrator on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:50:00 PST |
TWO GLASSES OF WINE |
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and pro...
Posted by Pantokrator on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:56:00 PST |
Test for Dementia |
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of t hem immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.....
Posted by Pantokrator on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:28:00 PST |
magic |
man walks into a bar with a paper bag.He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.The man reaches into the bag a...
Posted by Pantokrator on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST |
Seven Kinds of Se |
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is...
Posted by Pantokrator on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:02:00 PST |
POLITICALLY CORRECT |
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "...
Posted by Pantokrator on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:34:00 PST |
first grade |
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had 25 students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known Proverb and asked it to come up with the remainder of th...
Posted by Pantokrator on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST |
