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Hello. I'm
(AKA: Cole Mercier)
If you've ever swallowed a dictionary whole
If you jump the flight of stairs in high heels
If you would tear out your right eye; merely for perfect imbalance
If one colour can influence and control every aspect of your life
If you know what it means to live between the endless fluttering of shutter lenses
If you've ever torn your vocal chords just to call a name
If you are shapeless, forever without a form
If you've destroyed to recreate
Then you might understand who I really am. But even might is improbable.
So who am I to you at this point in time? I am:
...an addict reader. ...a gamer.. ...an Anime Convention attendee who receives more hugs in a weekend than most people receive in their entire lives. ...a photographer. ...a shameless procrastinator for whom "I'll do it tomorrow" has become a code, not an excuse. ...a music lover. Without it I wouldn't exist. ...a person you should remember, for I will one day be ruling the world. Atleast, in the game of Risk. ....a debater who loves to argue but hates formal structure. ...a Role Player.
GENERAL INTERESTS:
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I'LL LOVE YOU IF:
As for the ideal relationship in my mind.... I want it to be Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana- blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!
Or, if you're an awesome person that makes me signs and is uber like Siren!
YOU SUCK IF:
As by Marisa!
-First off; if you're a homophobe, get the hell off my page, and don't bother talking to me. I don't want to listen to your ignorant opinions on sexuality. It's love; deal with it. I support gay rights more than like; anything. Loveloveloveee ?
-I'm not going to go comment your stupid pictures and/or add some lame person that will "ZOMGWHOREUAND GET U 50,000,000 FRIENDS IN 1 HOUR!". And by the way, stop having all bands as your Top 8. You have no friends. Stop adding plethoras of people you don't know to your friends list in efforts to make yourself seem cooler.
-You're not cool because you have a massive list of obscure bands in your profile. And I can honestly give a shit less on which ones you met, and which ones you "OMFG*HEART*SoOoOoOOMUCH"
-The following things/sayings: x3, hxc, rad, 'i heart that', 'less-than-three', 'sup insert something here', 'OH EM GEE', &&, bang bang, __Name__! At The Disco, etc. etc. etc. I'm sick of it all. Jump off a bridge and die for the greater good of society.
-Adorning yourself with fake piercings on your lip, nose, or else where doesn't make you seem any more appealing to the general public. you're stupid. And ugly. Blow yourself.
-"Scene kids", to be honest, fucking piss me off.
-The whole dinosaurs and robots thing ... Grow the fuck up. you're lame. And so are dinosaurs and robots.
-Don't even get me started on the Cartoon Network-loving, annoying, pre-pubescent anime fanboy/girl noobs. Kill yourself.
-Oh wow; you have a picture of yourself with your "beloved iPod". So does everyone else. You're not cool. You're not special. Everyone and their fucking mother has an iPod. It doesn't make you any more "scene". You're a fucktard.
-Look in the mirror. You're not from the ghetto, white boy/girl.
-"Don't label me. I HATE being labeled! lykomgss I AM MYSELF!" Raaaawr! You're a rebel, aren't ya? You're yourself? You're unique? Independent? SO IS EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS FUCKING WORLD. Get over yourself, and get over the fact that stereotypes probably won't ever die. Live with it.
ETC. ETC. I HATE EVERYONE