I believe that history is a force. Its unalterable tide sweeps all people and institutions along its unrelenting path. Everything and everyone serves history’s single purpose. And what is that purpose? Why to produce ME, of course. I am the end result of history. Think of it! Thousands of generations lived and died to produce my exact, specific parents, WHOSE REASON FOR BEING obviously was to produce me. All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence. Now I am here and history is vindicated.