I... I... I have an infrared trash can. If you think that's stupid, you've deeply offended me. Moving on. I graduated from ASU as a computer nerd, and moved to Washington to work for Microsoft. Coming from the desert, the cold rainy weather can sometimes bring me down--and I certainly miss everyone out there--but things are really starting to come together. I can inline, longboard, hike, play volleyball, and go to the beach during the summer, and I can snowboard every weekend during the winter. On top of that, I've been keeping busy traveling, playing poker, watching the Suns, partying, eating burritos, programming, reading, and pissing my money away on anything that says Bluetooth. What else? Well, I met a girl. She has this uncanny ability of consistently mesmerizing me. It's kind of dangerous. I.. umm.. have a lot of waffles in my freezer. People think it's ridiculous. I think 67 cents is a bargain. It was recently pointed out to me that all the music I like was popular in 1997. I recently pointed out that Third Eye Blind is f'n awesome. Umm... to prevent my car battery from dying, I have to turn my left turn signal on. Hey, that reminds me, does anyone know how to unclog a bathtub drain? *FOCUS* Oh yeah, I have a hard time focusing on things. Seriously though, my trash can is f'n awesome.
