Triberries |
Tourist: What kind of berry is a triberry?Barista: What?Tourist: You're selling a triberry muffin. Well, what's a triberry? I've never heard of that before.Barista: It has blueberry, strawberry, and r...
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST |
More Overheard in New York |
A tourist mom with three teens in tow halts in the middle of the block, causing two suits and several other people to crash into them.
Suit #1: For the love of God, move, you idiots! There are people...
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST |
Hip-hop |
Anyone who loves or even likes hip-hop can suck my dick.
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST |
myspace sucks |
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Does this site suck or what? With all the clowns that Fox has working over at MySpace, you th...
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST |
Overheard in N.Y. |
I Wanted the Doctor to Like Me
20-ish guy: Your glasses can't be bad, you just got them!20-ish girl: Yeah, but I cheated on the eye exam, so it's really my own fault...20-ish guy: ... That's the stup...
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST |
Daytona 500 |
Is it just me, or is NASCAR the most ridiculous form of motorsport? I wouldn't even call it a sport. It's more like an insulting joke.
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST |
Yellow Light |
So, you see a traffic light turn yellow, and within a few milliseconds you have a simple choice. Continue through the intersection, or slow down and stop if it is safe to do so.For God's sake, PLEASE ...
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST |
Overheard in New York... |
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh,...
Posted by Paul Marangoni on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST |
