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About Me

I am a gentlemen and somewhat of a scholar, as far as dogs go. I've been heralded as perhaps the most well-behaved dog some folks have ever seen. All that and I'm handsome and I have excellent posture. I'm a pretty easy going character, except when there's thunder or a fireworks display downtown. That makes me a little nervous for some reason. I also hate the vaccuum cleaner. A LOT. Then there's MiZu. She rubs up against me. I wake up and she's all on me. She drinks out of my water! (Nasty) She breaks stuff and makes the Boss angry. She acts like a raving lunatic when we have company. She screws around and makes a lot of noise in the middle of the night whilst the Boss and I are trying to catch some dreamage. I could go on and on and on, and not stop, Yo, till the break of dawn.I like music, which is cool because that's the Boss's main dig. And when we're here alone sometimes, boy I LIKE to DANCE. Whewweee! That's fun. I never got to do that at the old home. Oh yeah, I was wandering around for a while, and then the new Boss found me. My old master didn't look for me, which I am glad for because this is a WAY cooler situation. Except for, MiZu. Ahh, oh well, I guess she's okay.... Maybe every now and then.
Myspace EditorMySpace CodesBEER THIEF! THE DREADED MiZu, AKA: TeRRoR.

My Interests

Philosophy. Music. Alpo. Eukanuba. WATER, I love it. Attention. Being petted. I love socialization. I really like to get enough sleep throughout the day as well. I like treats. Golden Crisp cereal.

I'd like to meet:

I've met a bunch of REALLy awesome people who are friends with the Boss. They're pretty much all cool. Pretty much. They give me a lot of attention, which I L-O-V-E! Oh yeah, Who I'd like to meet.... Hmm. More cool people who are full of happiness and wonderment for life! Also, I'd like to meet more Asian Human Girls. I can't get enough of them for some reason.

Music:

All music except rap and country. I DO LIKE HIP-HOP though, there is a difference. Even I know that. Oh yeah, not all but most punk rock ANNOYS the crap out of me. It reminds me of the CAT.

Movies:

I rarely watch em.

Television:

I only watch the news and UFC sometimes.

Books:

Later.

Heroes:

I'll get back to you on this. But I like the Boss and his brother, Cullen.

My Blog

In recent news.....

"Things have been rolling along crazy and random. About like being in the Millenium Falcon in an asteroid field. 'Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,7...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:54:00 PST

The Chronicle of my Weekend ADVENTURE!!

It was a pretty normal, average type weekend, right up until Saturday at about noon. I was trying to listen in on one of Dad's phone conversations. However, TeRRoR was plaguing me extra badly. The nex...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

A new question! About me.....

Pink in Lemoore, CA writes: Captain Murphy, If you could be human, would you? This one stumped me for a second. At first I thought "Wowaweewa, YES!" No more being misunderstood! I cou...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST

NEW QUESTION. Much more lighthearted than the last two...

MegaJanine writes: Captain Murphy, What if the hokey pokey really is what it is all about? Hmmm. If the Hokey Pokey is REALLy what it's ALL about, sell everything you own. Cars, real esta...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

NEW QUESTION! NOT FOR THE OVERLY SENSITIVE OR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FREAKS!

"Nurse Ratchet" from Central Florida writes: Captain Murphy, Do you believe people are born gay? This is a touchy one.First of all I'm gonna start by saying "HeLLLLLOOOO Nurse! (I've always...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

TODAY SEEMED LIKE SUCH A LONG DAY.

The Boss left the Base pretty early. But before he even got out the door, MiZu had begun pestering me. She had already been pestering him while he was in his final stages of rest. It was still dark ou...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

Okay. My 1st column question. Thank you, Megs!

Megs by da Beach (BOI!) writes: Captain Murphy, Are any religions right or are they all right in there own way??Okay, Megs. This is a tough one. I happen to believe that there is one true religion. B...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

I should have gone with the guys yesterday.....

I ended up here with MiZu... ALL DAY. It was absolutely nerve WRECKING. Within the first 3 minutes Dad and Cullen were out the door she knocked over a cup with water in it. Then she chewed on the corn...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

Okay. Here it is: My first entry.

I wanna start by saying "Thank you" to the Boss, of whom I will refer to also as "Dad" from here on. It has been official for some time, I have been ADOPTED. For good. Permanently. Thank God and Jesus...
Posted by Captain Cornelius Murphy on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST