Being nothing if not a product of our times, my interests revolve around binge-drinking and identity theft. There's nowt I like better than spending the night downing more than half the weekly recommended amount of alcoholic units in syrupy evil coloured drinks before tootling down to the video shop to get loads and loads of stuff out in the names of the careless students that live nearby. I often take these films back a day or, as has happened once or twice, two days late resulting in unexpected fines and some corking looks of surprise. If I had a small hand and a beard I would own up.
Anyone off of the telly. And whoever pinched my flip flops. I had to walk round barefoot til I got some new ones. I tell you what, if I ever found them I'd, well, probably do nowt at all if I'm honest. But I'd know, oh I'd know alright...
Clap Your Hands say Yeah! Justin Robertson, DFA1979, Caramac, Bloc Party, Apple turnover, Sam Fox, Roxy Music, Andy Weatherall, Kiwi Fruit, Trevor Jackson, Pipettes, Mercury Rev, Black Pudding, Flaming Lips, Rumble Strips, Salt n Vinegar peanuts, Warp, Kitsune, Carl Craig, Vincent Vincent & the Villains, Saveloy, Cut Copy, Kumquat, Diana Ross, Pineapple, Chaka Khan, Interpol, Highland Toffee, Depeche Mode, Les Rythmes Digitales, Nick Drake, Bugged Out!, Grape, Film School, Strawberry, Green Velvet, Luke Slater, Headman, half lots, Derrick May, Gooseberry, Arctic Monkeys, Belle & Sebastian, Plain Omelette n chips, Guitar Wolf, Soma, Pet Shop Boys, 20:20 Vision, Lindstromm, Chicken Maryland, Output, Owt that makes me wiggle me bottom or go "ere, that's good"
Bugsy Malone, The Sting, Kes, the Pink Panther series, National Lampoon's Vacation box set
Documentaries on third nipples, Goodnight Sweetheart, Hattie Wainthrop Investigates, Don't Wait Up, Duty Free, Rumpole of the Bailey, Just Good Friends
Michael Smith "The Giro Playboy", British Hit Singles and Albums 18th ed., Beckford "Vatheck", Record Collector Rare Record Price Guide 2006, "A man and his friend go on holiday (for quite a long time)", James Kahn "The Goonies", Shelley "Poems and Prose", Philip Larkin "Collected Poems", Thomson Local
Battersea power station, Richard Donner, Wizbit, Eggs Harlequin