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Sideshow Tuper

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About Me

Please note:I expect all those asking to be my friend and on my friends list to be responsible, adult members of society. I will not accept members to my friends list who condone acts which are illegal in this country or the country in which that potential "friend" resides. I do not and will never condone illegal, irresponsible behavior such as using illegal drugs, committing acts of unjustified violence, drinking blood, participating in cannibalism, or anything of that nature. Please note this before asking me to be your "friend." And if you are denied by me, this is likely the reason why I have done so. Thank you.
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My Interests are many, I Love Paintball perhaps the only sport I enjoy aside from a little wrestling every now and then.
I have a (disturbing for most) Freak show act I preform mainly for friends, (who knew limbs could bend that way?).The Occult anything from Aliens to Zombies regardless if I believe in some of it or not.Video games my favorite series are Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat, Legacy of Kain, and Devil may cry.Whine Women and Song, I am not however a mindless Hedonist, I conform to the law.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mother says not to give my name out to strangers!
Birthday: 01/12/1982
Birthplace: Malone, NY never heard of it?! I know.
Current Location: The Outer Limits
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft. 9in.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both aint I special.
Your Heritage: French, Irish, Scottish, English and a wee bit Native American, Damn my ancestors got around.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots.
Your Weakness: Working on it!
Your Fears: Working on that too
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, muschrooms, peppers, onions, jeese what a fucking fat ass!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Alot
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: Blah
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Sometime in the A.M.
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I don't discriminate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both are fine
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: Fuck, yeah!
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Rather not say
Do you want to go to College: Why not
Do you want to get Married: perhaps
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not an animal,*slurp*, I am a... Human being!
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of but not really
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yes
Do you play an Instrument: Learning is fun
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I don't drink very often.
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigs
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I LOVE THE ZOO,... just don't feed the animals
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Your a sick fuck and thats a sick fucking question and I aint so sick I'm answer it.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no it's fucking cold out, what the fuck is wrong with you.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Sure
Ever been called a Tease: Perhaps
Ever been Beaten up: They won't fuck with us again for quite sometime
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I don't, gonna have me frozen
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Gynocoligist to the stars
What country would you most like to Visit: Everywhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dosn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Dosn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Dosn't matter
Height: Dosn't matter
Weight: Not too big
Best Clothing Style: Dosn't matter as long as you don't try to change me.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nicotine, Caffine, sugar
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: You learn from the past.
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and determination as well as passion and
desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst
for more of it.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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R Refined
I Inspirational
C Crazy
H Humorous
A Appreciative
R Radical
D Devious
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I'd like to meet:

People who keep things interesting or just plain weird.


Myspace Animations - Hilarious Videos

Music:

Rob Zombie, Slipknot, London After Midnight, Mindless Self Indulgence, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Ramstien, Cradle of Filth, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Diva Destruction, The Rosetta Stone, Coal Chamber, Powerman 5000, Godhead, Slayer, Kittie, Mudvayne, The Doll House. Goth, Metal, Techno and Classical.

Movies:

Friday the 13th (5 through 8 are my favorites, even if they screwed up alot in 8), A Nightmare on Elm st. (Dream Warriors is my favorite) House of 1000 corpses, The Devil's Rejects, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Wars, V for Vendetta, A christmas Story, The Goonies, Gremlins (the sequel sucked), Killer Clowns from outerspace, Hostel, A Texas Chainsaw Massecre (and the remake) Night, Dawn, Day and Land of the dead (The Dawn of the Dead remake kicked ass). Return of the living dead (Necropolis kinda sucked), Tank Girl (Wife material right there), Freak, Night of the Creeps, The Hills have eyes (Both original and remake),Creepshow, The Toxic Avenger, Revenge of the nerds, Weird science, The thing, Night Breed (perhaps my top favorite of all times), Anything Tim Burton had a hand in. Legend, The Labyrinth. This is a lengthy general there are many more.

Television:

South Park, Law and Order, CSI, SpongeBob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, Tales from the crypt, Tales from the Darkside, Pee Wee's Playhouse (Paul Ruben got a bum's rap) The Munsters, The Addams family, Scooby-Doo, Ghosthunters, Dark Shadows, Medical Incredible, Ripley's believe it or not. I'll watch anything weird, twisted or gruesome.

Books:

The Satanic Bible, anything by Anton LaVey and related to Satanism, Haunted Northern NY, V for Vendetta, The Da Vinci code, Angels and Demons, anything horror, occult, weird ect. ect.

Heroes:

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait! *SPLAT* YUCK! It was a bird.

My Blog

GAS -- Let's start a price war -- REALLY

  GAS -- Let's start a price war -- REALLY This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It's worth your conside...
Posted by Sideshow Tuper on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:45:00 PST

Dark Candles

You can spread the word while making a commision.  Click here to visit Dark Candles to create an affiliate account....
Posted by Sideshow Tuper on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:22:00 PST

Adopt-A-Tiger

  Once there were 100,000 tigers in Asia. Today there are fewer han 5,000.  Tigers are being hunted into extinction because of growing consumer demand for tiger bone and skins. The tiger ha...
Posted by Sideshow Tuper on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST

If your here just to sell me something

I'm probaly not going to buy it. Don't waste our time!
Posted by Sideshow Tuper on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:23:00 PST

What to be learned from "War Of The Worlds". Warning this contains a spoiler!

If aliens attack, touch them and loudly say, "My germs!".
Posted by Sideshow Tuper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yoda is the devil?

.I stumbled upon this site, it is good for a few chuckels. You have to see for yourself.. http://www.sounddoctrine.com/baphomet.htm Sideshow Tuper...
Posted by Sideshow Tuper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST