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About Me

I'm a monkey. I have a red fez. I like to smoke monkey cigarettes and drive golf carts.
You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.

You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.

You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?
You Failed Your Driver's Test
You only got 3/10 correct.
If you have a driver's license, it needs to be revoked! Are You a Good Driver?
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My Interests

Chain smoking, Golf, Taking photos, Writing letters and Accounting

Music:

Artic Monkeys, Sprung Monkey, The Black Eyed Peas (especially the album Monkey Business), The Flying Monkey Orchestra, Dandy Warhols, Foo Fighers, Monkey Majik, Beastie Boys, Brass Monkey, King Konga, Peter GabrielLyrics to The Wreckers CigarettesGot my headlights shining Down an old dirt road Smoke my cigarettes I should quit I knowThe radio's playing Old country songs Someone's leaving, someone's cheating On and on

Movies:

Planet of the Apes, Cannonball Run 2, Pretty Woman, King Kong, Mad Monkey Kung Fu, Project X, Radiers of the Lost Ark

Television:

BJ & the Bear, Tarzan

Books:

Welcome to the Monkey House, Curious George, Koko & Her Kitten, Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed, The One Minute Manager Meets The Monkey, Sock Monkey Dreams

Heroes:

Trent

My Blog

Where can I get more beads?

Dearest Trent: If there's one thing I learned from my time in my happy little monkey box on your desk besides FAS 123r, it's that you have to always think of the bigger picture. Once I real...
Posted by Smoking Monkey on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

Close but No Ciggys

Dear, dear Trent:I know too much time has passed since my last correspondence with you and I hope you haven't been sick with worry. I won't lie to you, Trent, there were times during the last month th...
Posted by Smoking Monkey on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Blame

Sharon It has come to my attention that you are being blamed not only for my disapearance but also for my correspondence with my beloved Trent. For this I wanted to let you know I am sorry. Someday I ...
Posted by Smoking Monkey on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST

A Christmas Wish

Date: Mon, 25 Dec 2006 00:23:00 -0600 Dear Trent: I know it's hard to be separated from your loved ones during the holidays - it's hard for me too. I wish I could be there with you to share in the j...
Posted by Smoking Monkey on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

Re: Pictures

From Trent....Dearest Smoking Monkey:I have agonized over countless days and nights following your"disappearance" from your home. I appreciate the pictures but cannothelp but think that there is...
Posted by Smoking Monkey on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST