Commonly referred to as a collection of degenerate hillbilly and carnie offspring, the Feed Store All Stars is more than just a group of songwriting heathens and whiskey fueled slackers, it's a lifestyle. And a damn good one.
The Feed Store All Stars is the brainchild of a three-day blackout that occurred one weekend at the bands birthplace, also known as The Snorty Horse Saloon. Founding members come from varying backgrounds and locations and when no one is in jail, rehab, detox or hiding from a loan officer; the group is a full nine men deep. Backgrounds range from burnt out steer jocks to wild dingo trainers, camel trading con-men to armadillo hunting ex-cons, broke down rodeo bums to stripper lovin' repeat offenders, not to mention a cattle auction ringman who's as crooked as a dogs hind leg. Not a one of them could tell you what day it is or where they will be tomorrow, much less where they were yesterday. The lack of any short-term memories can be linked to their idolizing the likes of Randy Crouch and Mike McClure. And combined, their autobiography would read like a who's who of shitty role models crossed with the CIA's “people to watch†list sprinkled with a long line of poor decision making, while the groups criminal records would take at least three days to print and scare the swastika right off of Charlie Mansons forehead.
Traveling from town to town in a mini bus that looks like the bastard child of Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine and the A-Team's ninja style whoop ass van, you can bet that trailer they're pulling has got more than just guitars and amps stashed inside. Never ones to turn down a good time or bathe on a regular basis the minibus smells like a rolling hash bar inside of a men's locker room, and trust me, that smoke pouring out the back ain't coming from the engine.
The guys look like they would sleep with your girlfriend, sell your kids on the black market, and steal your bible just to use the pages as rolling papers. And they would given the opportunity. This combined with the fact that they have more hair than common sense makes them one of the most hell raising entertaining groups you'll ever come across, just keep an eye on your wallet and weed. But be warned, following an incident in Tokyo Japan, Keith Richards now pisses himself and starts shaking like meth addicted chihuahua whenever someone asks him about his experiences while partying with the Feed Store All Stars.
