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Elvis, I mean the modern day zombie Elvis of course. Just think of it, all those great songs done in monotone zombie grunts. "I ain't nothing but a hound-dog" Always wanted to meet a real Ninja too. Or maybe, I should just settle for all you fucks.
Anything with a little skill or creativity. Unfortunatly, I dont count the ability to get played on the radio as a skill. Old Blue, Metal, Jazz until keyboards were invented, Punk. Really it just depends on the song. But lately its all been about Metal and stuff silly enough to make me happy if only for a moment. Dave Brockie I love you. And everyone should check out Les Cowboys Fringants.
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All those people that are really comfortable with complete failure. Just look at the happy little redneck, so satisfied with nothing. Hopes and dreams where the cause of all the trouble in world you know Freddy Mercury