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JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER.

YOU WERE SUCH A P.Y.T CATCHING ALL THE LIGHTS.... JUST EASY AS ABC THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE IT RIGHT!!

About Me



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THIS I PRESENT YOU WITH A THREE PIECE BAND FROM SOUTH LONDON "BREAKFAST IN BED" AND THEIR SONG "JUST LIKE THE WEATHER". THEY ARE MY NUMBER ONE FRIEND THIS WEEK, SO PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT AND SHOW SOME LOVE!
ALSO ON YOU|TUBE GOLD YOU WILL FIND A CLIP FROM A US SHOW "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?" WHERE A GUY WEARING A YAMAKA SLAMS HIS FACE ONTO THE FLOOR... CRAZY AMERICANS!!!
NOW ON WITH MY PROFILE...
So what have I been upto this week?? Well I have been trying to get the bloody steering wheel of my classic MG... but it is stuck fast!!! I nearly cut my hand off doing it!!
So nothing big this week... I am yet to start my new job (Accountant... yawn!), at the weekend I attended my niece Hollies "First Holy Communion" which was fun.... oh and there are four very sexy (no really, they are sexy) Polish girls who all want a bit of me... now that really is something that doesn't often happen to me!

My Interests

1) Entertaining the beautiful people
2) Meeting new people
3) Fine wine and food
4) The 'Dramatic Arts' love
5) Watching a good film/play..
6) Being around fun, interesting & multi-faceted people.
7) The world of Broadcast Media
8) Classic Cars - specifically the MGB GT!

I'd like to meet:

CRYSTAL GEISHA MICHICKO
My number one myspace buddy. I want to know if she is really as sound as her profile and comments are... but living in LA, that meeting will have to wait a while
ANNIE MAC
This woman wins on so many levels... she is Irish, she is a woman (I loves the women) and she is a DJ into cool new music
MY REAL DAD
Bit sentimental I know... I just want to know why he stayed away out of my life... but not my older brother and sisters...
THE A-TEAM
I know they aren't real... but how COOL would it be to get locked up in a garden shed, with nothing but a can of coke (zero of course) and a bic pen... only to smash out an hour later in a TANK!!!
STEPHEN FRY
Is there anything this man doesn't know??
KENNETH WILLIAMS
Again... is there anything this man didn't know??

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Music:

Peter, Bjorn & John
Stricken City
Justice
LCD Sound System
Armand Van Helden
FischerSpooner
The Ripps
The Young Knives
The Pigeon Detectives
The Faces
Sham 69
The Reverend & The Makers
The Wayne Foundation
Coconi
Hadukin
The Jacks
The Seahorses
Calvin Harris
The Jacks
Biffy Clyro
Puddle of Mudd
The Cribs
Hello Goodbye
Hi Flyer
Cansei Der Ser Sexy
Ozzy Osbourne
The Ramones
The Smiths
Ocean Colour Scene
The Buzzcocks
The Killers
The Divine Comedy
Forward Russia
The Fratellis
T-Rex
The Gossip
The Clash
The Knack
Space
Apollo 440
The Futureheads
Bentley Rhythm Ace
Oasis
Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly
The Stone Roses
Bjork
Primal Scream
Sparks
Flaming Lips
The Beatles
Ok Go!
Sinead O'Connor
Paul Weller
GayDad
Sneaker Pimps
Led Zeppelin
Garbage
Nizlopi
The Jam
The Sex Pistols
Nine Inch Nails
Bloc Party
Mika
Boomtown Rats
Gomez
Joy Division
Placebo
Ian Brown
Johnny Cash
Morcheeba
Prefab Sprout
Alanis Morissette
Nirvana
Amy Winehouse
Kasabian
Louis Armstrong
Dirty Pretty Things
The Pogues
The Strawbs
Arctic Monkeys
Athlete
New Order
The Manics
The Only Ones
Kula Shaker
The Cranberries
Robert Johnson
The Automatic
The Libertines
Babyshambles
U2
Barenaked Ladies
Beck
Saint Etienne
Lily Allen
Muse
Badly Drawn Boy
Mars Volta
Pulp
Kenickie
Daft Punk

Movies:

Top films in my collection are;
Rushmore
Train Spotting
The Man who would be King
La Cage aux Folles (the original)
Napoleon Dynamite
The Three Amigos
Shaun of the Dead
Whoops Apocalypse
but it is quite difficult to name others...
I have over 500 DVD's.. more money than sense!

Television:

Bertha
I miss being 6!!!
The Mighty Boosh
Weird surrealism at it's best!
Lost
Superb piece of televisual entertainment.
Knightmare
Have I Got News For You
Paul Merton you are a legend sir!
Rainbow
A nation of children watched this... how did we not all become gay?
Family Guy
Now funnier than the Simpsons!
Alan Partridge
So close to real life it's scary. Premier League!

Books:

American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis Lord of the Flies by William Golding

These are all real books, and if you think they are dirty it's your own sick mind! The Day Amanda Came by C.T. Reeves Willys Ordeal by Amy Grey

Heroes:

KENNETH WILLIAMS
BENNY HILL
BOB GELDOF
JEREMY CLARKSON
TONY HANCOCK
RONNIE BARKER
LES DAWSON
OZZY OSBOURNE
JOHN PEEL
JO WHILEY
SIR ALEC GUINESS
SID JAMES
CHARLES HAWTREY
FRANKIE HOWARD
MR TREBUS from "LIFE OF GRIME"
PETER SELLARS
STEVE COOGAN
LAUREN LAVERNE
TOMMY BOYD
PETER WITHE
ROB BRYDON

My Blog

How many "THOU SHALT NOT's" do you meet???

I know it has been out there for a few months, but I was listening to the lyrics of "Thou shalt Always Kill" and started thinking which bits I do.... ..> Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct ...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

MY TOP FIVE TUNES OF MAY 2007...

These are the top five tunes played on my iPod by me for the month of May.  Hopefully you too have such GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT taste and will like them... or maybe you have no taste and will thus chec...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST

BOY... CAN I CHOOSE GRRRREAT NEW MUSIC!!!

YES... IT IS TIME AGAIN FOR ME TO EXTOL THE VIRTUES OF ANOTHER BAND WHOM I HAVE SEEN PLAY.  I HAVE GIVEN YOU SUCH AUDIO PLEASURE IN THE PAST WITH MY TIPS FOR; HI-FLYER JACKS MUSIC THE RIPPS BUT ...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELEIVE IT.... I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR AWAY FROM HOME!!!!!!!!!

For many years I lived in the quaint market town of Daventry, Northamptonshire.  I currently find myself back here, albeit temporarily, whilst I look after my dad.  But during my years in th...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

MY GREATEST HITS....

The other night I had watched an episode of Lost... downloaded from the US of Stateside, so I won't tell you what happened!  It would ruin it for you Lost fans... Afterwards I went for a walk... ...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

SOME POINTS TO REMEMBER IN LIFE....

Some things to remember in life.... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent ...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:19:00 PST

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD TODAY???

I really do worry about the world we are leaving our kids.... first of all we have the "Darren-Land" effect as described in my last blog, secondly we are all seemingly going to drown in the rising wat...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

TEN YEARS OF TONY BLAIR... WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN GREAT BRITAIN??

So, what is Tony Blair's great legacy to this country I call home, Great Britain? Britain: The Crybaby Years?  A nation with a stupid tatoo on its arse and a late-night brawl in every High Street...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

Éirinn go Brách - Ireland Forever

I saw today on the news a sight that I not only thought I would not see... but also a sight I was told should never be allowed to happen.  An Irish Republican sitting down in friendship and co-op...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

ALBERT AND THE CONDOM....

There's a famous seaside place called MorecombeThat's famous for sweet FAMr and Mrs Ramsbottom went thereWith young Albert on charabanc one day.A right little wart was young Albert He was allus in tro...
Posted by JP - I'VE GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST