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Robert

Discere si quaeris, doceas! Sic ipse doceris.

About Me

What I say I don't feel.
What I feel I don't show.
What I show isn't real.
What is real? I don't know.

My Interests

Give up, and you will succeed.
Bow, and you will stand tall.
Be empty, and you will be filled.
Let go of the old and let in the new.
Have little and there is room to receive more.
The wise stand out beacause they see themselves as part of the Whole.
They shine because they don't want to impress.
They achieve great things because they don't look for recognition.
Their wisdom is contained in what they are, not their opinions.
They refuse to argue so no one argues with them.
The Ancients said: "Give up and you will succeed."
Is this empty nonsense?
Try it.
If you are sincere, you will find fulfillment.

Lao Tzu

I'd like to meet:

Someone who inspires desire and disgust.

Books:

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My Blog

New Song!

Ricky and I recorded a new song yesterday, "You've Got a Friend".  You know... the one everyone and their mother has done.  It features Ricky and his most soulful interpretation and yours t...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:02:00 PST

Shelly's Car Alarm Jam

Is it because we haven't got lives?It this how music nerds respond to sound?Listen to Shelly's Car Alarm Jam:It's both beautiful and profound.Car Alarm Jam 1 Add to My Profile | &nbs...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

I Will

One day I'll arriveWorn and tiredBut still aliveAnd I will liveInside the dream thatI have hadFor so longMy heart was thereBut the timing was wrongBut I say there's no time like now!Enough of mundane ...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

Buttsex Time

An evening serenade to anal intercourse.Buttsex Time Add to My Profile |   More Videos*dedicated to Breanne PeePee...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

Ode to My Lovers: Part 2

oh, intellectual homosexuali was freakin'with a deaconand wanted it badwhen i saw what you had     i was hot as an ember upon viewing your member   and i knew it would fi...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

Super Super Fun Whistling Rubber Band Time Song!!!

Sing along kids!  It's super, super fun!!!Super Fun Whistling Rubber Band Time Song Add to My Profile |   More Videos...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:46:00 PST

Captain Fat

i was momentarily insane in the brainand dead in the headwhen i though i could dowith a person like you.i don't mind if you find       i'm as profoundas you are roun...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:14:00 PST

Ode to My Lovers

Oh, L.A. Lover:How ravenously you ravaged me.Realtor to the starsWho dispensed your roofie,Don't ever sing showtunes to me again, butCommence the flip-flop fucking      &...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

Nostalgia

     Once, after one of our excursions, when we were so tickled with ourselves and couldn't stand to end our adventure for fear of plummeting into a mad fit of depression (which is...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:54:00 PST

Svetlana's Screen Test

Dear Readers,By now, you all know of my penchant for poetry and passion for prose.   But did you know I also dabble a bit in directing?  My production company, Man-Bear-Pig Entertainmen...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST