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Chas Ashleyâ„¢

Always Between Scylla and Charybdis

About Me


Luck Is The Residue Of A Well Thought Out Plan --Thrillseeker, Poet, who is this person? I grew up here in Fort Worth, Texas and from here I have been out to explore the world. Living briefly on the Big Island of Hawaii, my old hang out, the town of Kalapana has been taken by Madam Pele’ the fire Goddess. From racing Motocross, Bungee Jumping, Martial Arts, Sky Diving, Barefoot Water Skiing, or Extreme Mountain Biking, sensation seeking is a major factor in my life. Musically interested, I play the piano and guitar at the amateur level, but can read music. I have worked as a Lifeguard at Twin Points, Mailman, Realtor, Bartender/Barback at the Famous Savvy's club & Key Largo Club, but now traveling the world as a Flight Attendant is my job. I have also been the Safety Consultant for the manufacturing division of Bungee Design, and pioneered bungee technology to increase safety of the sport since 1990. From growing my own hybrid Tea Roses, to cooking in competition as a member of the "Heavy Metal Cooking Team" I love to enjoy self derived pleasures. Airline Ambassadors which is very important charity organization to me since they help orphan children all over the world. My girlfriend Lu Ann & I also like riding my Harley Davidson, & Camping / Waterskiing at my Trailer "The FallOut Shelter" on Lake GranBury, located at "BareFoot Central".
tempus omnia revelat
The Only Difference Between Genius & Insanity Is Success
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Another New Video Coming Soon

CLICK HERE to watch a Barefoot Waterski VIDEO of World Champion Keith St. Onge & Mike Salber at Barefoot Central "It’s Hot In Here"

CLICK HERE to watch a VERY COOL Barefoot Waterski VIDEO of Andre De Villiers, "Goin Too Fast"

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I'd like to meet:

Who Would I like to meet??? Let me think about that... I have Met Many Famous People. I will list some stories soon... Petra Nemcova Has to be a favorite thAt I have already met.

Music:

Aero Smith, Lillian Axe, Lynch Mob, WASP, Beatles, Willie Nelson, Steve Vai, Nickleback, Staind, Elvis, Van Halen, Queensrÿche, The Verve Pipe, Bob Marley, Danzig, Enuff Znuff, Filter, Fuel, Nine Inch Nails, UPO, Sting, Rage Against the Machine, and a few local TX bands too.

Movies:

Hard Candy, Final Cut, Point Break, Lord of War, The Village, 16 Blocks, The Firm, Run Away Jury,

Television:

Lost, House, Heros, Discovery channel, History Channel, CNN,

Books:

Anything I can Learn From; BUT enclosed Instructions to anything I never read.

Heroes:

River Phoenix, John Belushi, Johnny Depp, Nicolas Cage, Jack Nicholson,

My Blog

What is Chas selling on eBay now? Rhino Horn Neti Pots !!!!

Click Photo (Look for Cool video link from NBC News in add) ...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

Poem C. Powers & I wrote. "THE RAIN"

The RainOnce again we have carried ourselves to an end.So far away that I am lost from where to begin.The hope and desires we once shared.The touch of you I once so cared.My emotions seem to be carrie...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

Poem I Wrote; "To Mr. Three Hawks"

To Mr. Three Hawks   His Hair Black past his shoulder His Skin Tan and He's a Bit Older Everyday is a Good Day If You're Above The Ground Everyday is A Good Day To See Grandfather Sun Come Around...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST

Poem I wrote w/ assistance of C. Powers; " I Bet" (some say our best work to date)

I Bet.. I bet now that you are hard to get over Every yesterday and every memory still carryover You are not even here and I can't let go of you I am lost within myself with what to do I ...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

Poem I wrote; "Now She Knows" Out of 180,000 poems this one was voted in the top 10 poems...

  Note: Out of 180,000 poems this one was voted in the top 10 poems of the week.. ..> ..> ..> ..> CONGRATULATIONS POEM OF THE WEEK WINNERS! 1. Soldiers Of Fortune2. A Love ...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST

Why did God make the most venomous snakes the most beautiful?

Why did God make the most venomous snakes the most beautiful?   A close friend asked me today why did God make the most venomous snakes the most beautiful? He was comparing snakes to beautiful wo...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

Funny Poem about topless dancers by C. Powers / C Ashley;

If I Only Had A Brain There was no love in my life when the most beautiful girl walked by It took all my strength to push the other men aside as I walked up to say hi Can I buy you a drink? Come here...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

Poem I wrote; "I can Taste Your perfume"

I can Taste Your perfume On my face It makes me think of you In your lace When I am with you I want to hold you all the time Please remember Telling the truth is not a crime What will it take Lov...
Posted by Charlie Ashley" on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST