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bryson

this is not me in this picture. im to ugly to put my picture in public.

About Me

I had a 4.3 through out my high school career at Punahou. Then I attended Harvard University, majoring in astrology. Later I went on graduating with a masters degree, ranking 2nd in my class. Right after college, NASA took me in there hands and started my career with them as a AstroNOT! Unfoutunately that didn't last long because I got into a finger light fight with E.T. While you were reading this and you're thinking "wow this is a smart guy", well you're a dumbass. If you really want to know about me, go to the nearest book store and buy my book "YOU DUMBASS". There in that book you can read more bullshit about me.

My Interests

sitting on a park bench and watching dumbass's walk by.

I'd like to meet:

DUMBASS'S

Music:

i like music that gets you in the mood. somewhat like the song you're listening to right now.

Television:

no reality shows because there's nothing but dumbass's in those t.v. shows.

Books:

have'nt experienced one but mine.

Heroes:

smart ass's