uncle stan

Im a BIG dork!! I think dorks are WAAAAAAY hot. i love a guy thas not "too cool" and can be all goofy and not give a f*ck about what people say! People tell me i only date guys that look like thugs...which may be true...but i also only date guys with hearts of gold. Im not a sucker for a pretty face...beauty only goes so far. So check yourself before you wreck yourself ninja!I like meeting all sorts of people, especially if they can teach me new things (no not those sort of things you perv). Im NOT here to hook up so please...DONT TRY. I DONT WANT messages with the words cock or pussy sent to me unless your talking about your rooster or cat ALRIGHT??!?? Im currently in Hawaii but im an OG southern cali girl for life! =) I'll be hitting the east coast soon and I hope I have as great of a time there as i have had here in Hawaii.Im a nerd by day....party animal by nite (weekends)...im all about gettin my study on....then sex-ifying myself and gettin my drink and boogie on! I love girls that can hang with me drinking and tearing up the dance floor =) I like people who i can hold an intelligent conversation with and who can crack me up. Im BIG on sarcasm. Im also extremely forgetful so i dont remember names too often...or faces for that matter =) so dont feel bad if i claim i dunno you!I'm a workaholic! my schedule is just plain ridiculous...how do i do it? i dont sleep! therefore I have spurts of random narcolepsy....when i tell you "sorry i didnt make it, i fell asleep" seriously...it's not a lame excuse...my body shut down and i fell asleep...asleep like the dead i shit you not! I live off of red bull...i swear they should sponser me or something i buy so much of it...its my crack in a can...cant survive without it!random info: i love jigsaw puzzles...1000 piece ones of cool art or something. i put them together like a crackhead and frame it and hang it on my walls. I retain a plethora of useless trivia so i LOOOOVE jeopardy...who wants to be a millionaire...weakest link...trivial pursuit...cranium rocks!!! you get the point. science fascinates me. i can drink my weight in liquor. I have dual personalities like Dr. jekyll and Mr. Hyde (if you know...u know...if you dont know...then you dont know...dont worry about it). the darkside of human nature intrigues me...i like goth art. i like urban art. i like art period. im not an import model. i read books. i wont kiss boys if they smoke. i like to EAT!!!! im not a label whore. i want to be a SUICIDE GIRL! they are so fuckin hot! i love jeans and T's but wear my hooker clothes when i go out at night. i sleep naked. im obsessed with my sidekick. i am a LIBRA. i am 100% KOREAN. i rarely ever get mad. my girlfriends mean the world to me. boys just come and go like seasons. I can party like a man and make love like a woman ---the best line from BLOW. i hate uncle stan. i love uncle stan. I was in musical productions in HS so i love show tunes and the theatre. i can salsa. i used to swim, play softball, tennis...but now i just shoot pool. :P i have a "list of things to do before i die" i think im halfway done. Im a very passive person. Ive been through fucked up SHIIIIIIIIIIIT in my life so dont ever mistake me for some kind of princess.what can i say after all this?....im a walking paradox...UNCLE STAN!!!!My fav director...Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow