" Here house the awareness of an Alpha Man, made of steel and brains, having a combination of MacGyver and Don Juan: resourceful and romantic. yeS, you're right! It's mE! .... And if you don't like me for me, then... please please please..... BUZZ Off !..... " - F R E D R I C K
F r e d r i c k 1 0 0 1 says: "..... Before you get to know more about me... let me take you into my villa! Hee... I know you are dying to come in... but wait! Hold what you wanna DO with me till later...
... So... first, we'll drink some coconut juice while admiring the deep blue waters... Then, we'll share some humour together... "
A Little Humour For You ...
.... Bill was excited about his new rifle and decided to go bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices... either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bill decided to accept to the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bill.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bill soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The huge grizzly bear said, "That was a big mistake, Bill. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Bill thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with him.
Though he survived, it took several months before Bill fully recovered. Now he was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down that grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge for a few moments, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it, Bill, you didn't come here for the hunting, do you?"
... We'll also play some music to get into the mood... If you know what I mean... ( You naughty one... Don't get impatient...WAIT... )
... What's next???
Well... I figured out that if we're the same species ( from Mars! ), and you're brave enough, then we'll see who emerge as a Great General in war strategy games such as Romance Of The Three Kingdoms, or even a game of Chinese Chess, International Chess, Weiqi, all also can, must at least involve some form of thinking, brudder (brother)! Even if you wanna spar real life with me on Martial Arts ( only friendy matches will be accepted ), you're ON!
HOWEVER if you're a GIRL ( from Venus ), then it's DIFFERENT... right? You shouldn't even be asking!!! Come on, yOu should be telling me what to do... TAKE THE INITIATIVE! Don't expect me to do everything!! * tongue sticks out *... Let's see... there's the bathroom, hot tub, and YES, the bed!!! What do you think?? *wink* LOL. ANYTHING you say is....ALRITE with me! Hee. You can let your imagination and creativity run wild you noe... LOL "