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Jeremy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just your friendly neighborhood bumbling idiot.

My Interests

Drawing cartoons, pretending to be a rock star, and playa' hatin'.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, followed closely by Santa, and then The Tooth Fairy

Music:

Arcade Fire, Archers of Loaf, Ass Ponys, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bigfoot, Frank Black, The Cure, Brainiac, Built to Spill, The Bygones, Cake, Calexico, Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, Chavez, Creeper Lagoon, Crooked Fingers, David Bowie, The Dead Milkmen, Death Cab For Cutie, Devo, Dinosaur Jr, Dirty On Purpose, The Eels, El Boxeo, Envolope, The Flaming Lips, The Frames, Fruit Bats, Fugazi, GRANDADDY, Grifters, Guided By Voices, The Halo Benders, The Karl Hendrex Trio, Hilltop Distillery, Hot Hot Heat, The Jive Turkeys, Led Zeppelin, The Long Winters, Man or Astroman, Mates of State, Mercury Rev, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Neutral Milk Hotel, Orchestraville, Pavement, Postal Service, Preston School of Industry, Radiohead, Lou Reed, The Rentals, Say Hi To Your Mom, The Sea and Cake, The Sheila Divine, Shout Out Louds, Silkworm, Slint, Spoon, Sonic Youth, Starlight Mints, The Strokes, The Thermals, They Might Be Giants, Tiara, Townsmen, Versus, Weezer, The White Stripes, Wussy Yo La Tengo, and tons more....

Movies:

Left Behind

Television:

Lost, Heroes, My Name is Earl, The Office, Mr. Show, any of those I love the 80's shows, lots of nerdy cartoons, hockey and baseball games, Pimp My Ride, infomercials

Books:

Possible Side Effects by Augusten Burroughs, Wigfeild by Amy Sedaris Paul Denillo and Stephen Colbert, Vurt by Jeff Noon, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, A Man Without A Country by Kurt Vonnegut, Where the Sidwalk Ends by Shel Silverstein, Generation X by Douglas Coupland, and Still Hungry After All These Years by Richard Simmons, to name a few...

Heroes:

Shel Silverstein, Bill Watterson, Jason Lytle, Fritz The Nite Owl, my Grandpa, Kurt Vonnegut, Optimus Prime, your mom, the rabbit I saw today, the trash man, the 3rd shift staff at taco bell, and bull riding Jesus

My Blog

farting preacher

farting preacher ...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

The Curse of Ol' Chompy

Let me start out by saying don't EVER, never, ever, NEVER get a tooth pulled. Words of motha' fudgin' wisdom, my friend. You see, the thing that I didn't fully understand until now is teeth are a vind...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:45:00 PST

The Death of Ol' Chompy

Old Chompson McMutant-tooth, the 1st (Ol' Chompy) 1976-2007 RIP Ol' Chompy must have over heard my conversation with my dentist yesterday afternoon, and realized he had a short 16 day to live. I'm sur...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:39:00 PST

Ol' Chompy

Well, I must of misunderstood my endodontist. I was under the impression that in addition to finishing up the 2 root canals they started, they were going to yank out "Ol' Chompy" this past Friday (Tha...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:06:00 PST

Goodbye to my tooth/ Drunken Blog O' Fun

I am going to take this opportunity to bid my lower right back molar a fond farewell. He will no longer be residing in my mouth after Friday. You and I had a lot of good times... chewing the likes of ...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:33:00 PST

Growing up Gladden

(New home for my old "about me" section)Man, I had a hell of a strange, bizarre childhood...I was raised in an Apostolic Pentecostal flavored Christian family, which loosely translates to crazy fanati...
Posted by Jeremy on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST

Eddy Edward

(this is the new home of my old "about me" section) One time the pastor of my parent's church (which I was forced to attend until I was 18) told his congregation Jesus had spoken to him in a dream, a...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST

Worst Job Ever

Dear Blog Diary, I'm so sensitive, lonely, and have such a hard time dealing with the stuff life flings my way. Why can't people simply understand me..... Kidding. So today I was at work, driving a...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:48:00 PST