diamonds |
if i have to see one more holiday-themed jewelry commercial, i'm going to eat my own face off and puke it out.
Posted by Kate on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:26:00 PST |
yes |
veggie coneys + antm + nice ladies + crafts = wonderful wednesday night
Posted by Kate on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST |
information information information! |
Mama loves some school. Show me some information, and I will organize the fuck out of it. Or access it. Or possibly even rub it all over myself. Jealous? YOU SHOULD BE.
Posted by Kate on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST |
to all SUV drivers |
quit parking beside me in the parking lot. you're impossible to see around, and i hate you. just quit ruining my life already. and if you drive a hummer, i double hate you. pseudo-military vehicles dr...
Posted by Kate on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST |
grrrrr |
i hate when my body decides to poop AFTER the shower!
Posted by Kate on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST |
welcome to the cd room |
I just had the most wonderful time at a crazy karaoke/bowling/bubble tea place.Among my favorite highlights from the evening:Pants and Beth rockin out to some Avril Lavigne (that's right bitches, now ...
Posted by Kate on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST |
that's right |
Conversation with older Russian gentleman in a black knit cap at Summit Station after my stunning karaoke rendition of "River Deep Mountain High":Entitled, "I TRY TO PAY MY TAB"RG: Oh no, you are not ...
Posted by Kate on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:10:00 PST |
the end of an era |
there is a christmas-tree shaped hole in my heart today. that is all.
Posted by Kate on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST |
Doubting Thomas |
Conversation From Work:DT: HiME: HiDT: Do you sell pomegranate molasses?ME: No, I'm sorry, we don't.(long pause)DT: You don't?ME: No.(long pause)DT: Are you sure?ME: Yep.(silence)ME: Sorry, no pomegra...
Posted by Kate on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:35:00 PST |
can i get that number? |
shirt i saw a lady wearing:"god & son salvation company: saving souls since 0001"damn. i didn't know god was such an entrepeneur.
Posted by Kate on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST |
