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♥Courtney♥

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About Me

My name is Courtney. I have 2 arms and 2 legs, I enjoy breathing, and I feel that trees are an important part of the ecosystem. I enjoy short walks on the beach, romantic dinners at McDonalds, and Tony Danza.

Here is a haiku that I wrote:
"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator."

Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry cleaning bags???

You know what really Grinds my Gears??:

-Dodge Neon/Geo Metro owners who put flame decals on their "ride." I'm sorry to say it, but I'm pretty sure your Neon/Metro is not flamin' fast...Remove the flames.

-Any song by Dave Matthews Band, Natasha Beddingfield, or basically any other band that sucks.

My Interests

Singing, mopping, singing and mopping at the same time, dancing, pressing the snooze button, pressing buttons i'm not supposed to be pressing, playing piano, recording, hitting the record button, shoppin with my sis, drivin in my lime green pimpmobile, choreographing, watching clear paint dry, and fanny packs.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone interesting and who won't bore me to death. If you have a stupid/corny sense of humor and don't take life too seriously then we can chat:)

And of course I'd love to meet:

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
*If a child asks you where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Alright kids, start maxing out your credit cards and get yourself way in debt, because there's only...

Music:

I only listen to the sounds of the rainforest and TuPac.

Movies:

Old School, Dumb & Dumber, Napoleon Dynamite, Blades of Glory, Wizard of Oz, The Notebook, and basically any movie under 100 minutes works out perfectly for me and my attention span:)

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Mad TV, American Idol, The Girls Next Door, Bob Ross- The Joy of Painting (so therapeutic), The Soup, Best Week Ever, America's Next Top Model, SNL, Spongebob Squarepants, Robot Chicken, Anything on the Discovery Channel, Discovery Health, MTV, VH1, Comedy Central, [Adult Swim] and E!




Books:

Whenever I read a good book, it's like the author is right there, talking to me, which is why I don't like to read good books.

Heroes:

Your Mom. And the man upstairs.

http://www.myheritage.com

My Blog

Paper Clips.

1. Do you like chinese food?I've had better.2. How big is your bed?It's a full, but i wish i had a huge ass king sized bed made of marshmallows3. Is your room clean?Sure is4. Laptop or Desktop compute...
Posted by ♥Courtney♥ on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:34:00 PST

I am a girl.

Answer them with truth:Hair up or down?If my hair hates me then it's up, if my hair loves me then it's downDo you straighten your hair?Only if I have 2 hours to waste, which happens frequentlyWhat's y...
Posted by ♥Courtney♥ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

*50 Ounces of Randomness*

50 ODD Things about you!1. Do you like cheese?I like cheese. Mmmmm. But I hate Rye bread and Pringles.2. Have you ever smoked heroinYou can smoke heroin?3. Do you own a gun?I own 27 guns. Don't piss ...
Posted by ♥Courtney♥ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

Jesus knows how to have fun!!

See???? Jesus is one fun fella!! ...
Posted by ♥Courtney♥ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey...Sooo freakin hilarious

* DEEP THOUGHTS * by Jack Handy If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. When you're riding in a time machine wa...
Posted by ♥Courtney♥ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:45:00 PST

A story

One day there was a little turtle named Harry.  Harry was a very happy turtle with not a care in the world.  One day...it all changed.  Harry was walking along the shores of Tugila...
Posted by ♥Courtney♥ on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST