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Tabi Soxer

When it comes to Mike Wallace, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

About Me

Professional penguin wrangler and avid spork collector. I like my pimped-out roller-skates,lipstick, Bandito the Honda XR 100,mud, knee socks, rootbeer,fishets, pinup, tattoos, my kimono, robots and Godzilla. I love the way my niece eats chicken nuggets…much like Godzilla, in fact. I swing dance, sew, paint & draw well but never make the time to do so.Bubble Bobble (AKA Bust a Move)is the living end of video games as far as I'm concerned. Dislikes: Items on my personal threat-down: glass mixing bowls, desk corners, stability balls, hot brake rotors, fire ants, tequila, towel racks, chunky metal zippers and bears, of course.

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My Interests

Road trips, travel.Tae Kwon Do,Going to the motorcycle track, road trips, naps, roller skates and those crazy gopher explosives. Those are rad. Japanese stuff...assorted stuffs too numerous to mention. My bestest friend and sweetheart William, our home and our two cats.

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I'd like to meet:

A penguin. Preferably a surly penguin with a bad attitude and an appetite for destruction. He could help me match up my socks. Motorcycle track geeks...anyone that can hook me up with some dirtbike gear. Anyone who has seen/met or taken a picture of the following: Nessie or La chupacabra. Bonus points if Nessie is wearing his Scottie hat with the pom-pon. If I don't know you, please refrain from sending requests without a message.

Music:

All sorts of stuff. I like: (Old punk), new wave, and Jpop, and rockabilly. Love me some Cramps, La tigre, and rare rockin girls. I love edith piaf, too.

Movies:

Wiz of Oz, Coen Bros anything, Napoleon Dynamite, Amelie, Happenstance, The Man Who Would be King, Kingdom of Heaven, Torque (he he, this was supposed to be funny, right) March of the Penguins, Cars, the Last Unicorn, An Inconvenient Truth.

Television:

Adult swim. Simpsons,Full Metal Alchemist,MXC, Law & Order, Arrested Development.

Books:

All time favorite: East of Eden. Cookbooks full of stuff I never make. Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse 5 . Good Stuff. Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye...

Heroes:

Satoru Tsuda http://www.nameneko.com/

My Blog

VLV 10

I have not downloaded my pics yet, and I'm at work...so I'll update blogatron with pics when I gets home. Had time to type now...so here goes. As per usual, VLV was a lot of fun. An overdue and much n...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

Lovely Mascot Gachapin Reads my Mind!

Gachapin, a child dinosaur from a TV program in Japan, makes his american debut in the Killers new video, Read My Mind.  It warmed my heart to see him brush his little tooth. Here he is, ripping...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

Yay! Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine!

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Posted by Tabi Soxer on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

25" Ribs: Seamstress Woes

Damn. Just finished off a fairly cute little dress for VLV that will take rib removal surgery to get into. The pattern, like many of today's women's sizing was grossly off by 3" (Shame on me for not m...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:52:00 PST

Sniff. Sniff. Poor little weasel.

Just found out my sister-in-law's weasel got out of the apartment and was struck by a car. The poor little fellow. He was a sweet little critter and will be sorely missed by my niece who used to fling...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST

Vacation: Land of the Lost

Well, Busch Gardens and Nags Head...but I met many new friends (prehistoric, mythical and otherwise) on my adventure. William took me to Busch Gardens. WEeeeee! First stop after a ride on the Loch Nes...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:29:00 PST

Happy Panda Birthday!

To celebrate TaiShawn's (also known as Butterstick) Birthday, the zoo held a cellebration...more like an invitation to overcrowd the zoo and agitate the animals. Butterstick was given a special bathtu...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:41:00 PST

Viva Las Vegas 9 Baby

Its amazing how much I missed the Viva las Vegas weekender. I had a good time as usual, but it was more on account of the friends that were there compared to the actual event. My now pink/red haired...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:27:00 PST

Ass CrAcK

I go to this class at the gym that is part dancing, part work on a stability ball. I'm badass a choreographed moves with dancing, but I couldn't be more of a clutz when it comes to that damn ball. Las...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:25:00 PST

Review of Bike-night thingie

I had a good time for the following reasons: The event brought people out of the woodwork we hadn't seen in ages and there was a really good punk band (exploded I think) in the small bar downstairs.Th...
Posted by Tabi Soxer on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST