Things that either go 'bleep' or 'vroom vroom', high calorie cuisine, antiquated target sports, current affairs and knitting.
God. Over a drink or two.
... is the mutts nuts.
... really should not be watched on an iPod, despite what Steve Jobs tells you.
... is the heroin of the masses.
... should be waterproof so Big Al can read them in the bath.
... have an annoying habit of letting you down. Apart from Disneys Baloo the Bear who is Big Al's role model in every respect. "Take me home Daddy..."