Electric Gardens Review |
Electric Gardens Review 04/05 August 07 2 pm. Dance Tent. A man is dancing in his boxer shorts and trainers to a beat only he can hear. Angel-clad children point and stare as their parents ne... Posted by Monstris on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:47:00 PST |
PENSIONERS `CAUGHT IN DEPARTMENT STORE SEX ACT' |
By Kim Pilling, PA
Two elderly men were caught having sex on camera in a busy department store.
The pensioners, aged 83 and 70, were spotted performing oral sex on each other at the bedding section o... Posted by Monstris on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST |
We Are Cossack |
Due to Robin being very drunk...the band is now known as We Are Cossack.
Formed a band yeah we formed a band....
Called Cossack.
Was meant to be called Cossacks but Robin set up the MySpace pa... Posted by Monstris on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST |
Damn. |
I punched something and really shitted my shoulder up. Posted by Monstris on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST |
Hypocrites Hippocrits Hip O'Crits (we're all fucking) Hypocrates |
There is no creation.
There is no seven days.
There is no world but the news world and the news world is the word. The word, it reacts and never creates.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum: I wouldn't give a tos... Posted by Monstris on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:40:00 PST |
Dead Weights |
In an effort to slimline (like a dishwasher) without having to go on a diet, I will, over the next month or so, dispose of all mediocrity and inane shite on my friends list.
Either you lot do ... Posted by Monstris on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:13:00 PST |
Baad Behaviour |
280 PA
[DISRUPTIVE REGIMENTAL GOAT STRIPPED OF RANK
By Antony Stone, PA
The regimental goat with the 1st Battalion Royal Welch has been stripped of
its rank after trying to spear a drummer's rear d... Posted by Monstris on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST |
...I think I'll be shopping at Home Depot from now on.... |
[DRUGS FOUND BY DIY STORE CUSTOMERS
By Rachel Williams, PA, in New York
Drugs have been found stashed in five cabinets at several branches at an
American DIY chain in a botched smuggling operation.
I... Posted by Monstris on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:30:00 PST |
Stupid Alcohol-Induced Accidents |
Ouch. My ribs hurt. Posted by Monstris on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:54:00 PST |
Billy Preston and why I hate boring people |
Billy Preston died yesterday...not being one to suffer from the Diana syndrome of mourning people I have no personal connection to, I am nevertheless a wee bit irked that people I consider my peers in... Posted by Monstris on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:35:00 PST |