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Mallory

I am here for Friends

About Me

If you never talk to me, then I guess you'll never know, huh?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mallory!

    If you lick Mallory ten times, you will consume one calorie!If you break Mallory, you will get seven years of bad luck.Mallory can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.Mallory will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!Mallory was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Mallory!Mallory cannot swim.More people are killed by Mallory each year than die in aeroplane accidents!Americans discard enough Mallory to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!It is impossible to fold Mallory more than seven times.
I am interested in - do tell me about ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My match. Or fun, interesting people in general. People with similar interests and an at least average IQ. Guys over 30, don't be creepy...(leave me alone.)

Music:

all kinds. here's a taste.

Heroes:

Sue Johanson.

My Blog

I was tagged...

The rules are I must finish the questions and then tag 4 other people. (The fun part!) So here we go part I:I Live: in a house.I Work: EVERY day of my life.I Talk: a lot of shit.I Wish:I was little bi...
Posted by Mallory on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:40:00 PST

I love Chuck Norris. Here's why...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cu...
Posted by Mallory on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:58:00 PST

do it, mother fuckers

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Mallory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST