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Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS

Shannon's Deliciously Perverted Oral Rapist

About Me



Well I'm not gonna say too much bcuz no matter wut I say, some sorry ass w/ refried-brains is gonna come along & try to tear me down, when they should just be lookin in the MIRROR for the answer to all their problems!

Anyway, all seriousness aside, I'm just a creative-junkie (in dire need of some Ritalin) musically & artistically, the later of which will usually reveal itself thru some dark, wacked-out form of Photoshop &/or Jasc Animation production.

So BEWARE!!

...bcuz it may be a wild ride ahead!

WOO-HOO!!

.... umm, if u don't have anything intelligent to say?!?

Oh, & BTW, I edited my profile with GURGLE-SNORT V1,000,000.99999999999999999 PRESS HERE IF U'RE A POOPIEHEAD

My Interests



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Pull the plug on LOSER CAM-WHORES (& other MONEY-SCAMMING THIEVES) posing under FAKE PROFILES here on MySpace & Instant Messengers! REPORT THEM HERE!!!!

THIS HAD TO BE MY FAVE METAL VIDEO BACK IN THE DAY!! (Warrel Dane wuz DEF my fave metal vocalist!)
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I'd like to meet:

Well, since u're askin ... some female play-toys for my gf & I would be nice ;) (& yeah, we're serious), but in the "significant other" category I am completely & overwhelmingly satisfied w/ the wonderfully sexy little gf I have, & I plan on KEEPING her for as long as she'll have me!

But generally speaking, anyone w/ the "gift of sarcasm" (we know who we r eh!), as well as those revealing massive quantitties of mammalian-protruberances in a teasing-like fashion (that's cleavage, ok dammit)!

Laro's Friend Space

Laro has 8 Most Favoritest CURRENT Metal Bands.

Nevermore

All That Remains

Into Eternity

God Forbid

Arch Enemy

Living Sacrifice

BTBAM / Between The Buried And Me

Trivium

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Music:

STEVE MORSE/DIXIE DREGS

Movies:

Aight, I'm just gonna wing it - these r the 1st ones that come to my head: John Cusack (my fave actor) in Grosse Point Blank & The Sure Thing, Claire Forlani in Meet Joe Black, Ben Stiller in lotsa stuff, Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean, Anthony Hopkins & Gary Oldman in Bram Stokers Dracula, Liam Neilson & Geoffrey Rush in Les Miserables, Peter Sellers in Being There, Bill Murray in What About Bob & The Man Who Knew Too Little, Sylvester Stallone in Oscar, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Office Space, & let's not forget the classic of classix, Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Television:

TV is basically an insult to anyone w/ any semblance of intelligence, especially 'reality' shows & Southpark! I don't give a flying f**k about wut's popular or trendy! The only shit I've ever found to be vaguely substantial (either comedic or educational) have been Friends, Seinfeld, Discovery, History, Court TV, National Geographic, etc, but I'd rather be creating sumthin' than veggin-out causing brain meltdown in front of a TV any day!

Books:

Blue Like Jazz - Donald Miller
Messy Spirituality - Michael Yaconelli
The UNusual Suspect - Stephen Baldwin (autobiography)
Me, Alice - Alice Cooper (autobiography)
Billion Dollar Babies - Bob Greene (Alice Cooper Band biography)
...and all the "Far Side" collections!

Heroes:

There r many, but JESUS CHRIST is off the charts! Now when most ppl read that they're gonna think I mean some fucked-up "churchy" representation based on who the majority of church folk 'think' Jesus is according to Old Testament Law, but they mostly have SHIT for brains, and I'm convinced that a "street person" would have more clue to who Jesus is than most of the mindless followers in the freakin church!

My Blog

My Fave Kwotes, etc.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not be broken. [Unknown]Everything is meaningless ... a chasing after the wind. [Solomon]What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? [...
Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

3 reasons y I wanna come back as a CAT!!

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Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Advice for Women from MEN!


Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:03:00 PST

My kreativity never ends when it comes to kritters

actually, these pix were posted a long time ago (possibly my 1st blog ever), but since i've totally reorganized my photobucket i'm now having to repost almost everything i've ever done (yikes)!...
Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:47:00 PST

My Theme Song

Back To Zero - EZO   Hey Mother / Uve gotta help me Reach for heaven / cause this is HELL   Hey Father / I came here naked never asking to be born   Hey Father / Why did u BOTHER? Is th...
Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST

Scary Hairy Blast From The Past


Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

My evolution growin up as a kid

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Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:03:00 PST

What Men Know About Women


Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sum encouragement for women who r their worst critix

women almost always hate their thighs so here's a few thoughts on that to at least register in the ol' memory banx: u probably don't like the 'tops' of ur thighs right? & yet women don't realize that ...
Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Woo-hoo!! "BIG No.3" (can u tell i'm not much of a 'blogger')?!?

As promised under my "music" section, here's the breakdown of my fave musicians in their respective categories: Fave guitarists r Steve Morse (Dixie Dregs & about a zillion others), Akira Takasaki ...
Posted by Laro a.k.a. KAPT KAOS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST