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About Me

You could call me a heretic. Maybe sort of a cock-eyed optimist who got caught up in his own game of international intrigue full of unbridled enthusiasm. Anyways, I enjoy old movies, old videogames, writing, drawing, and putting a smile on your face because, quite frankly, if you can't have a day full of laughter, you might as well be shot in the face by Russian conformists during a peace rally.

My Interests

something interesting

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can prove to me that I'm wrong.

Movies:

The Great Chicken Quest Trilogy, Night of the 10-Fingered Chick-a-McDealie, Kung-Fu, Crappy Third World Country Horror movies, Independent flicks, and movies that make you think about life in general. I'm also a huge fan of Troma movies.

Television:

I want a 13", B&W Samsung with no antenna

Heroes:

none

My Blog

The Harrowing Yet Whimsical Journey Into The Pants of a Complete and Total Stranger: Part 1

Disclaimer: Argue if you desire, but I'm not attempting to craft this story into the most offensive work of literature I've ever scribbled down in a ragingly blinded fury. It's all coming straight fro...
Posted by Goode on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey yo now

i'm moving to delaware. maybe no one will care. maybe i'll grow out my hair. prehaps partake in a fair. go shopping for a lazy boy chair. try to grow an oversized pear. hope my jacket doesn't show wea...
Posted by Goode on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Zanzibar Chronicles 1

Today, H.C. Trojan asked me to invent a new device which would take the face....off.... of Fei-Hung and switch it with that of 48 year old donkey with a VD problem. Well, since I was lacking the funds...
Posted by Goode on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST