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About Me

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm from absolutely everywhere. Europe, the South, The country, and the city. I move every couple years actually, but the place I love the most is the bay area.I'm real. I hate fakes and people who put on shows. I'm always smoking, sometimes drinking, occasionally on drugs, and by the way, sex is only fun if she's actually good at it. I don't play games, it's just not my thing. I know who I am and am proud of it. I am definitely bad for your health. I get along with everybody that doesn't suck so if I don't like you then you probably just suck. I'm cool to nice people and throw glass at the rest. (It's a long story) I love women, I love tattoos, and if you have both of those things in common I'd love to keep you. I need a Bonnie for my Clyde. I have what I call a "God Complex" meaning I think I really AM god.I hate all you thug wannabe "I'm hard even though I was breast fed as a child" types. U kNoW wHo U R...Ya HuRr Me? You're not a thug, you just bought the clothes, and if you are then congratulations...you just met a white guy harder than you. I look younger than I am and older than I feel. My daughter could beat the hell out of you and your kid. Automatic cars are strictly for the handicapped.. And for fuck's sake stop trying to race your shitty '89 luxury car with that cheap ass exhaust tip strapped on. I will get you into mad trouble if you stay around me long enough. I am an asshole and a hypocrit. I judge every book by its cover. I say shit just to watch you get pissed. Don't expect sympathy from me, it was probably your fault anyway. I am everything you love and hate in a guy, but at least I'm always honest.
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My Interests

X-Ray Hearing

I'd like to meet:

The world's tallest dwarf

Music:

...And even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to dissapoint me, by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea.

Movies:

Any and all porn flics.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Comcast caught me stealing. Now I have no cable.

Books:

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Venus cannot hide from the strength of my penis.

Heroes:

Rudolph the Deepthroat Reindeer

My Blog

She'd trade her panties for a shot

All the women I could have had...every one I turned away without a second glance because of my loyalty to you...what a waste these last eight years have been. I guess everyone was right when they tol...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:55:00 PST

My child will Smite Thee

If I ever have a kid, I'm going to name him "God Almighty." But I'll pronounce it "Jod Almaty" That way no one could get mad and all his teachers would call him God Almighty over the P.A. It woul...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:04:00 PST

Kyle's mom is a Bitch

Fuck man. I blame my dad for my short temper. We both have it. Over the years I've been able to tone it down and keep it in check, but when it blows...man it really explodes, and I always end up doing...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:49:00 PST

Strangeness

So I'm wide awake...again. 3 nights running now and looking for something to pass the time. Blog seems as good as anything I suppose. On the downside it feels like I'm writing in my own personal fucki...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST

Jesus has an english accent

Today I met Jesus. I stood face to face with him and asked him what the point of all of this was. He said unto me "My son, no point exists for you. You are the living incarnation of my spirit and will...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST

Fu**

If I were suicidal, today's the day I'd pull the trigger. Oh well, guess I'll just have to hire someone.
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:11:00 PST

GCQ 3: New Characters

we would like to announce the introduction of two new henchmen: 1. Negrodancer: a. a white guy who has uncontrollable urges to dance with black people. b. tragic th...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST

Prostitutes don't dig

You know why women really don't like prostitutes and whores? It's because whores give better prices. You see, they want most men to believe that we have to take them out for three or four eighty to on...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To Angie:

Who's talkin smack about who? As far as I remember your ass started this shit in the first place. If you can't handle it, don't start up. I don't know who the fuck you think you are anyhow but you sho...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Call me Kharma

When I first heard about kharma I was about six years old. I was watching some tv special about Indian culture. Then I never heard about it again until about a year ago. All of the sudden it was big n...
Posted by H.C. Trojan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST