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About Me

I'm a fucking train wreck. I over-analyze EVERYTHING and can't keep a relationship together to save my life. I LOVE living alone, but will probably cave and move in a girlfriend. If I ever find one that wants to put up with me. I love to draw and paint, but I'm not an artist... I'm a fraud. I'm almost always saying something inappropriate or out of line and really don't care. I say off the wall shit simply for the looks on other people's faces. I have a "thing" for Dorothy Parker and tend to agree with Gore Vidal on social issues. I get angry every time I look at the news, but still check it 5 times a day. I tell people that I've seen aliens and converse with spirits just so they'll leave me alone. I also believe that reality t.v. is retarding American society. Just say NO to The Biggest Looser, American Idol, and any other "show" that celebrates humans at their lowest. I don't watch the shit, so don't ask me "Oh my god, did you hear what Simon said to..." or I'll be forced to make you cry. ~~~
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My Interests

There are many things in this world that I'm interested in, things I love to do. I enjoy crossing demonstration lines at abortion clinics just to get the pro-lifers all worked up. Next time I go, I think I'll bring my own red paint and throw it on them. I like to randomly super-glue quarters onto the sidewalk outside my windows so I can watch people try to pick them up. I also enjoy spending time alone. I've found that it takes extreme personal strength to do things alone. I go out to eat alone, I go to the movies alone, and sometimes I even have sex alone.~The best part of remaining friends with an ex is that you can say all of the things you thought out of line when you were together, then you can go home and cry about it.~

I'd like to meet:

People with tails, conjoined twins, any midget or dwarf, and am currently looking to bring a hermaphrodite into my social circle. ~~~~Victorian Slang? Guess I need to lay off the Dickens.
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Music:

I like what I like. I love Joan Jett and most other bands of the Grrrl Rock and Punk genres. I also have a soft spot for Paul Simon. Folk music soothes me.

Movies:

My all time favorite is, of course, Breakfast at Tiffany's. I also like Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Dan In Real Life, Little Miss Sunshine, Finger Smith, I could go on but I wont.

Television:

The Office. I love The Office. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Ghost Hunters (I have a bizarre, straight-crush on Steve Gonsalves.), and that's about it.

Books:

I'll read just about anything. Even cereal boxes. Shit, ESPECIALLY cereal boxes. I read a book recently called Look At the Harlequins! by Vladimir Nabokov. It was pretty fucking good, also a tad disturbing.

Heroes:

The guy who invented cheesecake.

My Blog

Man in the Box - Manly Cameron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFbrqoPYR4 Does this remind anybody of anybody??????...
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:07:00 PST

Man in the Box - John's Condition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2nusL3oFlI This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Sick and childish, but funny as hell....
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:02:00 PST

Man in the Box - Episode 07 - Pretend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2V3SIuwLLg Damn, this guy seems to know all of my tricks....
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:12:00 PST

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4 This video is so freaking funny....
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

Mrs Parker and the Vicious Circle: Resume

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Ip47PpiVs I wish my witty quips to overly happy people were half as good as Dorothy's....
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:38:00 PST

And now I know that common sense has died.

I awoke this morning earlier than usual, so I decided to check out the news. I came across ANOTHER story that made me scream "Are you fucking serious???" out loud. Do you guys remember "Dress Up" wee...
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:10:00 PST

and "TAG" Im it all over again... didnt I just do this?

Ok, I didn’t JUST do this... but I did do it almost a year ago. Summer tagged me. I believe I tagged Carrie’s ass, and foolishly thought that it would grant me immunity from any future tag...
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

The gods don’t want me to look cool.

I've always wanted to be one of those people who always seems cool. The people that never seem to screw up. Like the girls who can wear all white. If I wear white it will be damaged and stained beyond...
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST

Georgette spews forth MORE of her righteous indignation!

The cause of such an emotion tonight? Waterboarding. WHAT THE FUCK?! Really, could the government beat around the Bush (haha I made a funny) just a little more? First off, Mr. Secretary? Is waterboard...
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:45:00 PST

And you say Muslim men dont hate women.....

From The Times February 7, 2008 Religious police in Saudi Arabia arrest mother for sitting with man... A 37-year-old American businesswoman and married mother of three is seeking justice ...
Posted by Georgette In Real Life on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST